What the...Duke Nukem Forever...teaser trailer?

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What the...Duke Nukem Forever...teaser trailer?

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Pigs are flying and the world is ending, folks...

The Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Trailer just went online twenty minutes ago.

http://www.3drealms.com/ has the links to different mirrors but the site is flooded right now. Best one I found was:
http://files.filefront.com/Duke+Nukem+F ... einfo.html

It's available in HD too! I'm just shocked to discover it actually exists in a workable form.

Is it possible this game might actually come out?
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That's not a lot to show for over ten years of work. Generic monsters, a badly-rendered Duke, nothing but three flashes of in-game footage - colour me unimpressed.
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Re: What the...Duke Nukem Forever...teaser trailer?

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Praxis wrote:Is it possible this game might actually come out?
No, they're just teasing you. :wink:
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Don't get me wrong, the trailer is not particularly impressive, and the first alien especially looks very rough and poorly modelled when the trailer is paused. But the fact that it exists is what shocks me.
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Did they forget to check the anti-alias box before clicking export? :lol:

I'd have been very excited about this approximately 4 years ago, but it may be too late by now.
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not very impressive, but I kinda like it.

I'll always harbor a warm fuzzy spot for 3d Duke Nuk'em's.....Just glad to finally see actual WORK has been done on the fucking game....
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Bounty wrote:That's not a lot to show for over ten years of work. Generic monsters, a badly-rendered Duke, nothing but three flashes of in-game footage - colour me unimpressed.
Duke looks like they stuck Bruce Willis's head on Arnie's body.
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I just want to play the game.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
Bounty wrote:That's not a lot to show for over ten years of work. Generic monsters, a badly-rendered Duke, nothing but three flashes of in-game footage - colour me unimpressed.
Duke looks like they stuck Bruce Willis's head on Arnie's body.
And then shaved the body every other day. Duke Nukem must be a pretty vain guy...or a male porn star.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
Bounty wrote:That's not a lot to show for over ten years of work. Generic monsters, a badly-rendered Duke, nothing but three flashes of in-game footage - colour me unimpressed.
Duke looks like they stuck Bruce Willis's head on Arnie's body.
What, you JUST noticed that?
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I'll believe they're working on it when I'm playing it.

Duke Nukem Forever- In Development.
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General Schatten wrote:I'll believe they're working on it when I'm playing it.

Duke Nukem Forever- In Development Forever.
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We've been through this before twice, we even had a demo back in 2000, do not believe this until it's on store shelves

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Mr Bean wrote:We've been through this before twice, we even had a demo back in 2000, do not believe this until it's on store shelves
I don't remember any demo for this game. Link please?
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Joviwan wrote:
What, you JUST noticed that?
I never played the previous games.

Edit: though looking at the covers for previous games, his look seems to vary between actually built like Willis with a different head and built like Arnie with a head that bears a resemblance to Willis.
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When are these people going to just cut the shit? We know we're not getting a Duke Nukem Forever, we don't want a Duke Nukem Forever.
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This reminds me of Prey. They also had the game in development from '97 and zero progress was made for almost a decade. Then they used Doom 3 engine and probably made the game ground up in a year. It was a fun enough game although not the second coming they were hyping it up to be. I suspect Duke could have the same fate.
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Wow.

Oops, new engine needed. Just give them one more year.
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Duke Nukem Forever trailer??? Snowboarding in Hell??? Seriously, if the King of Vaporware does get released, I am gonna have to pay off some bets I made against it....
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Jark wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:We've been through this before twice, we even had a demo back in 2000, do not believe this until it's on store shelves
I don't remember any demo for this game. Link please?
There wasn't a demo, but there was a pretty extensive trailer for E3 2001, back when the game was still on the Quake engine or whatever.
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That was... really a pretty shitty trailer.
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so it's a teaser trailer, hell doesn't freeze until it goes gold...

I mean this is like Rumiko stopping Innuyasha...
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I don't give a shit if it doesn't use UE3 and look amazing,it's fucking DUKE NUKEM forever (if it comes out).
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Eh? You're saying your so brand-loyal you'd play it regardless of quality?

You're INSANE. The Nukem games were not even that great.

PS you play Fury and that's *hilarious*.
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