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rofl! funniest phrase Ive heard all day.

I know its rough on her, of course. . .but rabid beaver? lmao. I can just picture this psychotic glazed eyed furball of DEATH skittering towards me.

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"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Hehehe :lol: Poor girl.
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Well the link doesn't work so I'm just gonna assume this involves lesbians. All news stories should.
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Your link functions not, probably something to do with the ... in it.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:rofl! funniest phrase Ive heard all day.

Just as funny as the "Man pecked by cocks" :lol:
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You copied the shortened URL, not the actual one.
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