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Post by fgalkin » 2003-04-04 09:03pm

Nathan F wrote:
fgalkin wrote: Gah, you! :evil:

*Shakes fist angrily*

Have a very nice day.
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Good work, guys, that was a GRADE A+ threadjack!

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Post by Nathan F » 2003-04-04 09:07pm

I don't care how mad stoned you are, a joint is no match for a 20mgt nuke.

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Post by RedImperator » 2003-04-04 11:06pm

What is this? Shep thinks he's hijacking the VRWC? Mobilize the 1st and 2nd Goldwater Corps immediately! Dissent cannot be tolerated! Find the hippie sympathyzer and shoot him down like a dog!
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Post by MKSheppard » 2003-04-04 11:11pm

RedImperator wrote:What is this? Shep thinks he's hijacking the VRWC? Mobilize the 1st and 2nd Goldwater Corps immediately! Dissent cannot be tolerated! Find the hippie sympathyzer and shoot him down like a dog!
Wha?

WTF?

You dare speak to the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan in America
that way?

I've done more for the vast right-wing conspiracy than you young
whippersnappers! All you do is sit around and drink the blood of
welfare mothers...my goons have kept the white man on top
for nearly a century, even before you were a gleam in your
daddy's eye!
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Post by Coyote » 2003-04-04 11:17pm

Vast, Secret Right Wing Conspiracy Siezes Control
"Of Course This Means We're No Longer 'Secret'" Says Leader


Stadtsgradburg, AP Wire-- Control of the government was siezed today by a vast, secret right-wing conspiracy, said conspiracy leader MK Sheppard at a formal press briefing within the Cheyenne Mountain Facility of NORAD, in Colorado.

"We control the armed forces, the militant groups, and the economy," Sheppard confirmed, "we control the horizontal. We control the vertical, too. Do not attempt to adjust your television."

All over the country, right-wingers celebrated their secret, conspiratorical victory by burning copies of the book "Iron John" and drawing funky handlebar mustaches on pictures of syndicated liberal columnist Molly Ivens.

"I've waited for this day for all of my life," said NRA member Phil McCracken, choking back sobs of joyous emotion, "I can now proudly drive my SUV to WalMart and get a new color TV for my trailer. I also got a new gun for my wife," he said, a smile beaming across his face, "Best trade I ever made."

All over, Bloods, Crips, the KKK and the Black Panthers lined up to receive wads of cash from Jewish bankers wearing "Kahane was Right" t-shirts. Each wad of cash was dipped in blood before being distributed. "It gives the cash such a crisp, new feel when it dries," explained Coyote Shyster, "Hey, would you like a 'Property of the Illuminati' T-shirt? They're two for the price of one in the Gift Shop."

When asked about his future plans for the Democratic Party-- much of which had been rounded up and placd in camps in Waco, Texas-- Sheppard just cackled evilly from beneath the cowl of his black robe. A strongman, rumored to be the renegade criminal ninja known only as "Sea Skimmer", then pushed reporters back. "No more questions," he ordered.

Hippie leaders were asked for comment, but only one spokesman could be found in the dizzying haze of marijuana smoke. The stoned and jobless drifter, known only by the inistials Q.S., when asked his opinion on the vast right-wing takeover, had only the following quote--

"Whooaah, dude. Check it out. That tree is humping an elephant."
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In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
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Post by MKSheppard » 2003-04-04 11:23pm

LOL after LOL after LOL

Dalton, FUQ this entire thread!
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Post by Nathan F » 2003-04-04 11:24pm

I am, disturbed, at your lack of notice of the one who controls the vast VRWC nuclear supply and military.

*calls Skimmer: Yes, we have a dissident who refuses to acknowledge the great VRWC Air Force. Would you like to drag him to a re-education camp or would you like me to simply do away with him with a tac-nuke?*

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Post by Joe » 2003-04-04 11:27pm

Ah, this is a fucking great thread.

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Post by Nathan F » 2003-04-04 11:32pm

*nukes some liberal commienazis for the heck of it*

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Post by Raptor 597 » 2003-04-04 11:33pm

Nathan F wrote:I am, disturbed, at your lack of notice of the one who controls the vast VRWC nuclear supply and military.

*calls Skimmer: Yes, we have a dissident who refuses to acknowledge the great VRWC Air Force. Would you like to drag him to a re-education camp or would you like me to simply do away with him with a tac-nuke?*
*Guards and operators of the nuclear missle silos and tactical bomb storage depots reveal the the colored triangle of the Amerikan Amored Corps. Those guard and operators loyal to Mr. "F" are swiftly dealt with.

Sheppard: we have VRWC Nuklar Control, over and out to all Y'all.
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Post by Nathan F » 2003-04-04 11:57pm

Captain Lennox wrote:
Nathan F wrote:I am, disturbed, at your lack of notice of the one who controls the vast VRWC nuclear supply and military.

*calls Skimmer: Yes, we have a dissident who refuses to acknowledge the great VRWC Air Force. Would you like to drag him to a re-education camp or would you like me to simply do away with him with a tac-nuke?*
*Guards and operators of the nuclear missle silos and tactical bomb storage depots reveal the the colored triangle of the Amerikan Amored Corps. Those guard and operators loyal to Mr. "F" are swiftly dealt with.

Sheppard: we have VRWC Nuklar Control, over and out to all Y'all.
You have misunderstood me, my good Captain. I am fighting in support of the VRWC, not against, for the good of us all. I consider the good Shep a comrade in arms, not only in the glorious HAB, but also in the righteous VRWC.

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Post by Raptor 597 » 2003-04-04 11:59pm

Nathan F wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:
Nathan F wrote:I am, disturbed, at your lack of notice of the one who controls the vast VRWC nuclear supply and military.

*calls Skimmer: Yes, we have a dissident who refuses to acknowledge the great VRWC Air Force. Would you like to drag him to a re-education camp or would you like me to simply do away with him with a tac-nuke?*
*Guards and operators of the nuclear missle silos and tactical bomb storage depots reveal the the colored triangle of the Amerikan Amored Corps. Those guard and operators loyal to Mr. "F" are swiftly dealt with.

Sheppard: we have VRWC Nuklar Control, over and out to all Y'all.
You have misunderstood me, my good Captain. I am fighting in support of the VRWC, not against, for the good of us all. I consider the good Shep a comrade in arms, not only in the glorious HAB, but also in the righteous VRWC.
Yeh, sure I knew that. *Walks away with a gun pointed at his head* Yeaaah
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Post by phongn » 2003-04-05 01:33am

::cackles madly::

Ya'll might have the guns, beer, pr0n and tanks and aer-o-planes, but I have the nuclear launch codes! Slipped off with the Football while Shep was launching his silly coup!

You might have the nukes, but they ain't launchin' without ME :D


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Post by Glocksman » 2003-04-05 01:48am

You might have the nukes, but they ain't launchin' without ME
No matter. Our slicers will reprogram the codes.
Then your failure will be complete.
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Post by Kuja » 2003-04-05 02:02am

[dry sarcasm] I see that the SD.Net mods are continuing in their usual practice of dealing with Spamtastic threads in a timely manner. [/dry sarcasm]

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Post by Nathan F » 2003-04-05 02:33am

Ah, Phong Phong Phong...

You have fallen for the bait. Those codes are self destruct codes for the two nuclear warheads that are attached to the vehicle you are currently riding in.

Fellow Right Wingers, the dissident has been dealt with.

We may now continue on our campaign of right-wing conservatism through the ranks of the evil liberal hippies!

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Post by weemadando » 2003-04-05 02:33am

As thread author can I request that the hijack be dealt with leaving this thread for sarcastic news articles, what ever their bent may be?

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Post by MKSheppard » 2003-04-05 02:36am

weemadando wrote:As thread author can I request that the hijack be dealt with leaving this thread for sarcastic news articles, what ever their bent may be?
21 Megaton Explosion Devastates Tasmania

Today, in a strange twist, a 21 megaton thermonuclear explosion ripped
through the island of Tasmania, killing all wildlife, and strangely enough,
there was only one casualty: Anders Russel.

Rumor from the United States says that Führer Sheppard accidentially
sneezed and hit the Button while playing with the briefcase...
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Post by Nathan F » 2003-04-05 02:37am

Thread hijack? This is more than a simple thread hijack, it is the battleplan for the new Vast Right Wing Conspiracy new world order!

These are only the first steps of a grand plan!

*returns to reality*

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Post by Stuart Mackey » 2003-04-05 02:49am

weemadando wrote:As thread author can I request that the hijack be dealt with leaving this thread for sarcastic news articles, what ever their bent may be?
We at SD.Net are sorry for this thread Hijack, please hand over your valubles and any cash you may be carrying and normal service will be restored as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Post by Nathan F » 2003-04-05 03:12am

Stuart Mackey wrote:
weemadando wrote:As thread author can I request that the hijack be dealt with leaving this thread for sarcastic news articles, what ever their bent may be?
We at SD.Net are sorry for this thread Hijack, please hand over your valubles and any cash you may be carrying and normal service will be restored as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation.
Of course, any funds taken in will be distributed to the VRCW war efforts, and your donation is also tax deductable.

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Post by Andrew J. » 2003-04-05 07:23am

Damn! When right-wingers and left-wingers fight they always leave a huge fucking mess, and do you know who has to clean it up? Moderates, that's who!

The power of the middle compels you! :P
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Post by Raptor 597 » 2003-04-05 10:46am

Andrew J. wrote:Damn! When right-wingers and left-wingers fight they always leave a huge fucking mess, and do you know who has to clean it up? Moderates, that's who!

The power of the middle compels you! :P
No, it doesn't. The Great Leader has exiled you to a camp for politikal prisoners.
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Post by Nathan F » 2003-04-05 12:42pm

Andrew J. wrote:Damn! When right-wingers and left-wingers fight they always leave a huge fucking mess, and do you know who has to clean it up? Moderates, that's who!

The power of the middle compels you! :P
Mess? There will be no 'mess' when the VRWC takes on the pothead hippie liberals! Their rotten fruit can do no harm to our nuclear power and armored divisions. The only mess will be scraping their thrown fruit from the paint of our armor after we have leveled all resistance.

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