Paper Says Lions to Protect Pregnant Jolie's Privacy
Reuters
WINDHOEK (April 10) - Pregnant Hollywood siren Angelina Jolie and boyfriend Brad Pitt have taken refuge in a remote Namibian game lodge where wild lions will help protect them from the media, a Namibian newspaper said on Monday.
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The 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' co-stars have recently retreated to a secluded resort in Africa, prompting rumors they will have their baby there.
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The celebrity couple and their two adopted children Maddox and Zahara arrived in the southern African country last week, fuelling media speculation the Oscar-winning actress plans to give birth in Namibia away from the spotlight.
Namibian Afrikaans daily newspaper Die Republikein said the pair had moved from a luxury beach resort in the harbor town of Walvisbay to a lodge in the Etosha National Game Park in northern Namibia, where lions are a top tourist draw and would help deter intruders trying to photograph the couple.
U.S. tabloids say Jolie and Pitt's baby is due on May 18. The media had speculated that Jolie would give birth in France as a tribute to her French mother, who is dying of cancer.
This has real potential. I could just see on Access Hollywood, E!, or Entertainment Tonight:
"Here's new footage of Brad and Angelina from our camera crew in Namibia. Hello?"
Wait...Angelina Jolie and Bradd Pitt are having a baby?
Okay, I'm expecting a global shortage of hotness, now. That kid's gonna hog it all when it grows up.
Guarded by lions? I had to check that this wasn't from the Onion.
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Molyneux wrote:Wait...Angelina Jolie and Bradd Pitt are having a baby?
Okay, I'm expecting a global shortage of hotness, now. That kid's gonna hog it all when it grows up.
Reminds me of one of Bill Maher's New Rules: "New Rule [shows photo of Brad and Angelina]: When two of the prettiest people in the world get together, leave them alone... AND LET THEM FUCK!"
While I assume the child will be crazy hot. Sometimes when two really goodlooking people have a kid thier features just dont mesh well. As for the lions I can only imagine what the rating would be if some corespondant from Access Holywood or ET got eatin by a Lion.
I am also getting an image of Jolie on a throne flanked by lions and Pitt behind her faning her with otstich feathers.
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I think it's a false assumption that the kid of a pretty couple will also turn out pretty. I know this is anecdotal, but almost every hot chick I've ever met has a Plain Jane for a sister.
When the child is born, I will be officially jealous of that kid.
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They should have just hired Russell Crowe to stand in front of their house and fight off all the paparattzi until the child moves out. Just arm that man with a telephone, some booze, and his favorite tugboat Tugger, and he'd be fightin for their baby! Oy!
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Well, sure Brad is hot and Angelina is a flat fucking bombshell...
But has anyone considered the what if? Look at a young Bill Clinton and a young Hillary... Resonably good looking poeple. Chelsia makes dogs bark. I would fuck her with someone else's dick...
Sometimes when good genetics collide, Fugly little mutants are birthed the likes of which would make the baby Jeebus Cry....
Now, I doubt this could happen in Brad and Angelinia's case. Their so damned good looking that the birth of the kid will probably mark the begining of a new Era of Hotness. But, just keep in mind the "what if".
But good on Brad and Angie for trying to stymie those vampiric fuckheads of the paperattattzi in a not violent fashion.
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Chelsea Clinton may not be supermodel material, but I am baffled at how anyone with reasonable aesthetic tastes could consider her a "fugly little mutant".
Uraniun235 wrote:Chelsea Clinton may not be supermodel material, but I am baffled at how anyone with reasonable aesthetic tastes could consider her a "fugly little mutant".
Are you kidding? That girl is lucky she has money.
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Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
I never understood the whole BRAD PITT IS TEH HOT!!!!!1!1!11! thing. To me he's just blond and bland.
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Uraniun235 wrote:Chelsea Clinton may not be supermodel material, but I am baffled at how anyone with reasonable aesthetic tastes could consider her a "fugly little mutant".
Are you kidding? That girl is lucky she has money.
Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but a quick Google Image Search doesn't reveal an abnormally unattractive young woman. Does anyone here have any solid examples of a "fugly little mutant" who "makes dogs bark", or is this just another case of 'internet male' aesthetics at work?
Sofia wrote:I never understood the whole BRAD PITT IS TEH HOT!!!!!1!1!11! thing. To me he's just blond and bland.
Your as crazy as Uranium
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Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
Sofia wrote:I never understood the whole BRAD PITT IS TEH HOT!!!!!1!1!11! thing. To me he's just blond and bland.
Blasphemy isn't necessary.
What I don't understand...what's so hard about simply drawing all the curtains on an ordinary multimillion-dollar estate, and having any needed drivers pull into a garage?
Not that I blame anyone who wants to see papparazzi get eaten by lions.
Perhaps! Chelsea Clinton is plain, maybe, but certainly not a "fugly little mutant." That phrase conjures up images of bad acne and dangling eyeballs.
Metrion Cascade wrote:Blasphemy isn't necessary.
What can I say, I have odd taste. I like big noses, big ears, and I prefer dark-haired men. Think Adrien Brody.
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Uraniun235 wrote:Chelsea Clinton may not be supermodel material, but I am baffled at how anyone with reasonable aesthetic tastes could consider her a "fugly little mutant".
Dude, she looks like Mrs. Pacman from the neck up. It's like they took the chubby roundness of Bill's head and added the horse teeth of Hillary to produce a female I wouldn't fuck with YOUR dick. I keep waiting for the girl to start gobbling down bright yellow spheres while being chased by multi-colored ghosts. She is fugly. Maybe after I've had a few beers... Maybe if the lights are off... Maybe if you drapped a flag over her head I might do her for my country...
But she's so damned ugly they had to hang a pork chop on her neck to get the white house doggie to play with her.
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Um, am I the only one who thinks that pair, while good looking, aren't especially hot? Might be because I think Pitt's a bore and Jolie's lips are kinda freaky.
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Erik von Nein wrote:Um, am I the only one who thinks that pair, while good looking, aren't especially hot? Might be because I think Pitt's a bore and Jolie's lips are kinda freaky.
Not to mention that Jolie is DIRTY...
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