Under Cuccinelli, 2% of inmates got parole

[Raw Shark]

See this is one of those posts which shows that you use written abuse in your posts

Yes, yes it is. You've really managed to be here for a long time without grasping the board culture, haven't you?

My hat's off to you, Sir: Not even David Copperfield would have the audacity to attempt to move a set of goalposts so far, so fast, without a live audience noticing.

What does this even mean?

David Copperfield is a stage magician famous for appearing to move large objects surreptitiously. Moving the Goalposts is the manner of dishonesty you are using in the text I was referring to. Am I going to have to Google everything for you, or are you done with that copy of Helter Skelter yet?

Sounds like that guy got totally screwed by the system. What does that have to do with the case in question?

The prosecutor had to come up with a strange explanation to explain the lack of blood.
Same her, you have a lack of evidence of him in the crime scenem, no DNA evidence, and no blood in the car he used.

Sure, but this guy had four people providing an alibi and didn't confess. I'm really not seeing the similarity.

Congratulations on equating traffic court with 1st Degree Murder. You have officially failed the Turing Test.

You fail. . . .The evidence to convict for murder should be much higher than a traffic case.

Yes, but the reluctance to waste court time and investigative resources on an ambiguous traffic case should be greater than in a murder case.

No, I wrote, "Go whack off over a copy of Helter Skelter, you dumbfuck strawmanning murder groupie," because I made a valid point (that your claim that I quoted demonstrates textbook CSI Effect), and you responded with a lazy generalization that misrepresented my position, like I said in the same post. You were therefore being a dishonest weasel, and the rules here say that I get to insult you all I like if you are being a dishonest weasel. Please do try to pull your head out of your ass and get it right. Maybe it's time for a change of avatar - I'd suggest Smartass the Weasel from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, but right now you're acting more like his henchman Stupid...

I read this as simple verbal abuse. You seem completely unable to deal with people disagreeing with you.

No, I am unable to deal with people who are disagreeing with me dishonestly in a polite manner.

That's too bad, because if you had, you would've noticed that I pointed out that what you are currently admitting to is a clear violation of the board rules. Jackass.

Fine report me to the moderators and do not forget to add that part of the reason was because I do not enjoy reading your personal abuse.

No, seriously, read Posting Rules 3 and 5 and Debating Rule 3. This is not the kind of board where you get to say, "I don't have to respond to your valid points because you used mean words!" as I've pointed out repeatedly, you fucking crybaby.

[Kitsune]

No, seriously, read Posting Rules 3 and 5 and Debating Rule 3. This is not the kind of board where you get to say, "I don't have to respond to your valid points because you used mean words!" as I've pointed out repeatedly, you fucking crybaby.

Fine. . . . I think you are a fifteen year old kid that their mom does not know she is using her computer.
I do not believe that you were actually in any jury and believe that you are lying about the whole thing.
I believe you do not have the slightest sympathy for anybody. Probably a spoiled rich kid that has never had to work.
I think your posts have very little real substance and have little worth responding to.

Now go play your video games.

[Raw Shark]

No, seriously, read Posting Rules 3 and 5 and Debating Rule 3. This is not the kind of board where you get to say, "I don't have to respond to your valid points because you used mean words!" as I've pointed out repeatedly, you fucking crybaby.

Fine. . . . I think you are a fifteen year old kid that their mom does not know she is using her computer.
I do not believe that you were actually in any jury and believe that you are lying about the whole thing.
I believe you do not have the slightest sympathy for anybody. Probably a spoiled rich kid that has never had to work.
I think your posts have very little real substance and have little worth responding to.

Now go play your video games.

Wow, 0 for 8 on the attempted ad hominems without a real argument. My feelings are so hurt. See, I insult you when you break the rules by being dishonest; you insult me as a sort of reflexive lashing-out when your feelings are hurt by my insults and you know I'm right and don't want to concede. I even tried to help by linking you to the rules, because I know you're a lazy bastard and I do have the slightest sympathy for you. Care to address my original point or concede now, or are you going to keep dodging like a cockroach?

[Kitsune]

Wow, 0 for 8 on the attempted ad hominems without a real argument. My feelings are so hurt. See, I insult you when you break the rules by being dishonest; you insult me as a sort of reflexive lashing-out when your feelings are hurt by my insults and you know I'm right and don't want to concede. I even tried to help by linking you to the rules, because I know you're a lazy bastard and I do have the slightest sympathy for you. Care to address my original point or concede now, or are you going to keep dodging like a cockroach?

I will discuss with people worth discussing with. . . .Which is not you

[Raw Shark]

Wow, 0 for 8 on the attempted ad hominems without a real argument. My feelings are so hurt. See, I insult you when you break the rules by being dishonest; you insult me as a sort of reflexive lashing-out when your feelings are hurt by my insults and you know I'm right and don't want to concede. I even tried to help by linking you to the rules, because I know you're a lazy bastard and I do have the slightest sympathy for you. Care to address my original point or concede now, or are you going to keep dodging like a cockroach?

I will discuss with people worth discussing with. . . .Which is not you

Y'know, I'm really not the kind of guy who just whines to the mods. I give, and I give, and I give you chances to just respond to the points, but you just scuttle around like a crab. I'm like the fucking Giving Tree. I mean, eventually the staff will notice your blatant weaseling without me, but I can try, right? Do you think that my time is less valuable than yours, that you can waste it so casually? Your lazy deflections are as rude as my name-calling, if not more so.

[Thanas]

Kitsune, either answer the points or concede.

[Kitsune]

Kitsune, either answer the points or concede.

As far as I am concerned he has not posted an valid points that I have not addressed
If you feel I have not, plan me shitheat!@!!!
I already know you yourself do not have the slightest understanding and want of understanding of forensics from previous threads

[Iroscato]

Well, looks like I finally get to see a parting shots thread as it happens. I always seem to be offline when they happen...

[Raw Shark]

Kitsune, either answer the points or concede.

As far as I am concerned he has not posted an valid points that I have not addressed
If you feel I have not, plan me shitheat!@!!!
I already know you yourself do not have the slightest understanding and want of understanding of forensics from previous threads

Are you drunk-posting?

[Thanas]

Kitsune, either answer the points or concede.

As far as I am concerned he has not posted an valid points that I have not addressed
If you feel I have not, plan me shitheat!@!!!
I already know you yourself do not have the slightest understanding and want of understanding of forensics from previous threads

K, Imma gonna wait 24 hours before I kick this up the chain, just in case you are indeed drunk right now.

[Raw Shark]

I do not believe that you were actually in any jury and believe that you are lying about the whole thing.

For the record, I didn't claim to be on a jury; I have, in fact, never been selected for jury duty. I was there, with a large crowd of others, to testify against the murderer. On a related note, the Deputy DA specifically mentioned to me at one point that he was rolling out a virtual clown car of witnesses and still worried that the trial could go either way, if the jury refused to convict without forensic evidence despite the mountain of circumstantial evidence.

If you feel I have not, plan me shitheat!@!!!

I love this line so much. I've been entertaining myself all day trying to make up plausible translations into English. :]

K, Imma gonna wait 24 hours before I kick this up the chain, just in case you are indeed drunk right now.

[whistles the Jeopardy! themesong...]