Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.

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Trump decides his evil score isn't high enough, literally cancels Christmas.

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At least for the press:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2PDaaqQk8

According to his son Don Jr., he also once regifted a present to Don Jr. that Don Jr. had given him the year before. Because apparently the guy who likes to decorate exclusively in gold is too cheap to buy his son a Christmas present.

So much for familial bonds. If I were Don Jr., I'd be flipping to Mueller so fast that it would make daddy's head spin.
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Every day, real life becomes more and more like the old Saturday Morning Cartoons, and not necessarily in the way we'd wish.

A hundred years from now a cartoon could be made about this and people wouldn't believe it actually happened.
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Democracy would've succeeded, if it weren't for you meddling kids?
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Eulogy wrote: 2018-12-16 02:07pm Every day, real life becomes more and more like the old Saturday Morning Cartoons, and not necessarily in the way we'd wish.

A hundred years from now a cartoon could be made about this and people wouldn't believe it actually happened.
Yeah but in fairness, that could be said about a lot of past history too, like almost all of history.
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Yeah, Trump is a lot like one of these "The *insert ancient culture* were doing rather well, but then *some guy* showed up and ruined it for everyone" setbacks that you always have, every few centuries...
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My nation's Commander in Chief has now officially out-hammed Captain Planet villains. This is epitaph-worthy.

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"You think I can't be worse!? Y'know what I got here in my hand!? It's an American-made Colt 1911-style 9mm pistol. Y'know what Agents Smith and Wesson have in their hands? That's right, it's Santa and he's real. Watch some history being made, kids." *BLAM!*

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Raw Shark wrote: 2018-12-18 01:22pm My nation's Commander in Chief has now officially out-hammed Captain Planet villains. This is epitaph-worthy.
Combine him with Elon Musk, we have a real world Super-villian.
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Raw Shark wrote: 2018-12-18 01:22pm My nation's Commander in Chief has now officially out-hammed Captain Planet villains. This is epitaph-worthy.
A real-life Hoggish Greedley.

or, if you orefer:

" Pornstar of Slovenia, give me the might. The muscle. The menace. Of. TRUMP-STARRR!!!!!"
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He followed this performance up by making Christmas Eve calls to children, and telling a seven year old that Santa wasn't real:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/trump-san ... -1.4958952
U.S. President Donald Trump and wife Melania Trump on Christmas Eve took calls from children anxious to find out where Santa was on his gift-giving journey.

In one conversation, Trump asked a seven-year-old named Coleman, "Are you still a believer in Santa?" Trump listened for a moment before adding, "Because at seven, it's marginal, right?"

Trump listened again and chuckled before saying, "Well, you just enjoy yourself."
The one time where telling a lie would have made him look like less of a dick, and he blows it.
"I know its easy to be defeatist here because nothing has seemingly reigned Trump in so far. But I will say this: every asshole succeeds until finally, they don't. Again, 18 months before he resigned, Nixon had a sky-high approval rating of 67%. Harvey Weinstein was winning Oscars until one day, he definitely wasn't."-John Oliver

"The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan."-General Von Clauswitz, describing my opinion of Bernie or Busters and third partiers in a nutshell.

I SUPPORT A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE TO REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE.
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