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Superman Shields Illegal Immigrants from White Supremacist in Latest DC Comic

by WARNER TODD HUSTON13 Sep 20172,915
Superman steps in to save a group of illegal immigrants from a white supremacist upset about losing his job in the latest Man of Steel comic from DC Comics, due out in stores this week.
The newest issue of Action Comics #987, entitled “The Oz Effect,” features Superman putting himself between a gun-toting white man wearing an American flag bandana and a group of helpless illegal immigrants. The Kryptonian intervenes to stop the man from shooting the illegals for taking his job, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Superman blocks the bullets from the evil white man’s gun and commands him to “Stop this!”

“They ruined me! Stole from me!” the man exclaims.

“The only person responsible for the blackness smothering your soul — is you!” Superman replies.

In an act of Super socialism, once police arrive, our Social Justice Supes orders them to protect the illegal aliens to make sure they are “safe and cared for.”

This latest episode should not surprise anyone.

DC Comics long ago declared that Superman is no longer American. Where once the hero touted the ideals of “truth, justice, and the American way,” like a good leftist, Superman is now a “citizen of the world.”

In a story from 2011, Superman proclaimed that he could no longer be an American citizen because “the world’s too small, too connected” to work just with the U.S.A.

In Action Comics #900, Superman became enraged when a U.S. official scolded him for flying to Tehran, Iran, to stand in silent support of a bunch of democracy protesters who were opposing the oppressive Mullah government.

Curiously, the supremely powerful Superman didn’t lift a finger to help the oppressed Iranians, yet when he went back to the U.S.A., a mere question about his loyalties was enough to make him decide to renounce his American citizenship.

So, instead of doing anything to stand up against the murderous, terror-exporting Iranian regime, Superman acted against the United States.

It became the end of “truth, justice, and the American way,” for DC Comics.

Action Comics #987 by Dan Jurgens, Viktor Bogdanovic, Jonathan Glapion, Jay Leisten and Mike Spicer, goes on sale today, September 13.
Does Todd Huston know that Superman is an immigrant to America without the proper documentation right?
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There was a throwaway line in the latest issue of 'The Walking Dead' by a crazy new Latina character who makes a throwaway line about the living all being minorities now or something like that and the reaction on the website is Naziriffic. One of the first posts was by some whiny Nazi shit saying they made the account just to complain and it ended with "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!??"

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mr friendly guy wrote: 2017-09-15 02:58amDoes Todd Huston know that Superman is an immigrant to America without the proper documentation right?
Yeah, one of my Italian-American uncles was a DC fan, and used to joke that Superman is the world's greatest wop.

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My first response was less the classic "Supes is an illegal alien (who fraudulently obtained a SSN and works a traditionally white-collar job, and routinely cock-blocks Jimmy Olsen, a good, honest, US-born white boy from getting into Lois' pants, the dirty attention-seeking whore)", and more "shooting someone because they broke a law based on birth-lottery? Mighty alt-right of you!"

And they of course skipped right past "Truth" (they are people before they're anything) and "Justice" (due process at the very worst) on their way to the twisted vision of "the American Way" they hold (which seems to harken back to "shoot the darkies").

I hope these morons realize that if it comes to a "torches and pitchforks" solution, they'll end up on the receiving end....
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Of course, Superman is the personification of everything they hate about America (or as much as he can be while still being a straight white male vigilante).
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They may hate him even more FOR being the personification of everything they hate about America DESPITE being a straight white male. And always having been. Image
Or what he did to the KKK back in 1946 in the real world...despite not actually existing
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And apparently Hulk Hogan wasn't really american either thanks to these lyrics
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'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Ironic thing about Hulk Hogan's theme about being a real American fighting for the rights of everyman, he was goddamn racist against black people.
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I've actually got the issue in question. The whole thing is actually pretty chilling, as it's part of a bunch of people all over the world being driven to giving into their worse impulses.
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mr friendly guy wrote: 2017-09-23 01:55am Ironic thing about Hulk Hogan's theme about being a real American fighting for the rights of everyman, he was goddamn racist against black people.
People who talk about "real Americans" fighting for the "everyman" generally see the everyman as white.

Edit: People talking a lot about "real Americans" is always a red flag. Because there are implicitly Americans who they do not regard as "real Americans".
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The Romulan Republic wrote: 2017-10-04 06:13pm
mr friendly guy wrote: 2017-09-23 01:55am Ironic thing about Hulk Hogan's theme about being a real American fighting for the rights of everyman, he was goddamn racist against black people.
People who talk about "real Americans" fighting for the "everyman" generally see the everyman as white.

Edit: People talking a lot about "real Americans" is always a red flag. Because there are implicitly Americans who they do not regard as "real Americans".
In the 1980s when this was no doubt playing, I as a child would have interpreted the "not real Americans" as Sergeant Slaughter, who don't support the things Americans like to advocate in their shows, like FREEDOMTM. But nowadays, I agree with you. Real Americans is a red flag.
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mr friendly guy wrote: 2017-10-04 09:07pm
The Romulan Republic wrote: 2017-10-04 06:13pm
mr friendly guy wrote: 2017-09-23 01:55am Ironic thing about Hulk Hogan's theme about being a real American fighting for the rights of everyman, he was goddamn racist against black people.
People who talk about "real Americans" fighting for the "everyman" generally see the everyman as white.

Edit: People talking a lot about "real Americans" is always a red flag. Because there are implicitly Americans who they do not regard as "real Americans".
In the 1980s when this was no doubt playing, I as a child would have interpreted the "not real Americans" as Sergeant Slaughter, who don't support the things Americans like to advocate in their shows, like FREEDOMTM. But nowadays, I agree with you. Real Americans is a red flag.
It isn't just americans that do that too, it's the reason why I utterly loathe the party name "True Finns" (Perussuomalaiset which is the finnish name for them can be even more insulting towards those that don't agree 100% with them) as it implies that others are "untrue" or "fake" and more often then not it gives the impression those people are just intrested in having scapegoat that they can blame for their problems rather then fixing those problems.

That's why I see when something is called "true *x*" or "real *x*" as major red flag as it's often just bigoted finger pointing to ignore problems rather then fixing those problems.
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mr friendly guy wrote: 2017-10-04 09:07pm
The Romulan Republic wrote: 2017-10-04 06:13pm
mr friendly guy wrote: 2017-09-23 01:55am Ironic thing about Hulk Hogan's theme about being a real American fighting for the rights of everyman, he was goddamn racist against black people.
People who talk about "real Americans" fighting for the "everyman" generally see the everyman as white.

Edit: People talking a lot about "real Americans" is always a red flag. Because there are implicitly Americans who they do not regard as "real Americans".
In the 1980s when this was no doubt playing, I as a child would have interpreted the "not real Americans" as Sergeant Slaughter, who don't support the things Americans like to advocate in their shows, like FREEDOMTM. But nowadays, I agree with you. Real Americans is a red flag.
No, that was the 90's. In the 80's, Slaughter was a member of G.I. Joe.
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