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www.POE-NEWS.com wrote:A South Carolina woman said she witnessed her neighbor doing the unthinkable.

Cory Michael Williamson’s neighbor told sheriff's deputies that she saw the teen having sexual contact with her 6-month-old dog over the weekend.

Williamson, 17, is now in the Spartanburg County Detention Center charged with buggery. Last year, Williamson was charged with criminal sexual conduct against a 4-year-old girl and a 13-year-old girl.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:GH3TT0 3D1T! Link
Einy, for the love of Vishnu, stop that goddam computer "pwned" lingo crap.

Back to topic... He's from South Carolina, now there's a shocker.
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This isn't funny--this guy should be in jail for the rest of his life. I guess screwing a dog is better than what he did, earlier, but still....
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Master of Ossus wrote:This isn't funny--this guy should be in jail for the rest of his life. I guess screwing a dog is better than what he did, earlier, but still....
Not so fast. He was charged but maybe not convicted. He might be innocent of child abuse. And life in prison for fuking a dog is slightly out of proportion. I mean you don´t get life for killing a dog either.
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True Salm, I think he's got some mental issues. Prison might not be the best place...
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How do you even screw a six month old dog?

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Gil Hamilton wrote::x

How do you even screw a six month old dog?

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probably because dogs tend to grow much more quickly than humans?
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Darth_Zod wrote:probably because dogs tend to grow much more quickly than humans?
Even big dogs are six months aren't that big. Usually puppies are ending a big growth spurt by six months in which they are beginning to reach adolescence, true, but six months is usually the very beginning of a dogs adolescent life. They aren't exactly big at this point.
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Darth_Zod wrote:probably because dogs tend to grow much more quickly than humans?
Even big dogs are six months aren't that big. Usually puppies are ending a big growth spurt by six months in which they are beginning to reach adolescence, true, but six months is usually the very beginning of a dogs adolescent life. They aren't exactly big at this point.
It depends on the breed to. For example a six month old husky is going to be bigger then a collie of the same age.
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there are pet abuse websites with this kind of news on a daily basis.I dont have the link, but I recall seeing it in one of my searches.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:there are pet abuse websites with this kind of news on a daily basis.I dont have the link, but I recall seeing it in one of my searches.
Search for aerius' recent HoS thread about dead cats; he posted a picture from one of those websites. It was a rather offensive picture to many, hence it being HoSed, so.. if you don't like the picture, don't say I didn't warn you. =p
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Dog, hell, that's a puppy. And thios kid obviously has some sort of problem dealing with sex in general if he can't control himself around young girls.

Put him in a holding area for a year or so-- sedate him, pump him full of estrogen and give him breast implants and tattoo makeup on him to get him all dolled up. Then turn him over to "D-Block".
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He probably had a small dick to be able to physically screw a small dog.
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Not exactly on topic, but in Chicago, oh, about 20 years ago now there was a man who was caught with his pants around his ankles and his dick up a cow at the "Farm in the Zoo" exhibit at the the Lincoln Park zoo when the keepers walked in for the morning shift.

A few years later, the same scenario repeated. Same guy. Same cow.

One of the local radio wits came up with a comedy song which went, more or less, like this:

Moo moo,
I love you.
I know you're a cow
But anything will do....


Apparently this sort of thing has been going on for ages.
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"So, don't get me wrong, I love my wife, but God, she's such a cow..."
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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Shit, that is incredibly disturbing. All of it.

Them that practice bestiality have problems. That's all I can say.
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Coyote wrote:Dog, hell, that's a puppy. And thios kid obviously has some sort of problem dealing with sex in general if he can't control himself around young girls.

Put him in a holding area for a year or so-- sedate him, pump him full of estrogen and give him breast implants and tattoo makeup on him to get him all dolled up. Then turn him over to "D-Block".
You don't need to do that. The fact that he abused children and puppies is enough to get his ass beat in prison. A great many prisoners in jails have kids on the outside, as well as dogs, and they take very poorly to people who have come to the clink on a child or animal abuse rap. There are plenty of prisoners who'd bust this motherfucker if they found out he hurt a puppy.

However, I doubt he'd get sent to the Pen for buggering a puppy, unfortunately.
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Guess he really screwed the pooch on this one.
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Joking aside, that guy looks a bit like me, minus the hair. Same vacant expression, though.
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3rd Impact wrote:Joking aside, that guy looks a bit like me, minus the hair. Same vacant expression, though.
You poor, poor bastard...
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You poor, poor bastard...
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All the bitches love me, at least.

Yeah, that was atrocious.
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3rd Impact wrote:
Superman wrote:
You poor, poor bastard...
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All the bitches love me, at least.

Yeah, that was atrocious.
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I can just imagine the judge looking like one of his eyeballs is about to explode.
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I can imagine a fifty-year-old venerable judge suddenly breaking regulation and saying, "DUDE! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!?!?!?!?"
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