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I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 12:54am
by J
My husband claims that his massage therapist is a legitimate massage therapist.
I have a couple reasons to doubt his claims, therefore, I put this to a poll.
Does she look legit, or am I imagining things?

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 05:30am
by LaCroix
I am absolutely beyond any doubt convinced that she is able to relieve his stress.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 06:58am
by Iroscato
Castrate your husband.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 09:17am
by U.P. Cinnabar
Get her name and her pic, have the police run a make on her.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 11:00am
by Khaat
Ok, confused: it is "massage therapist" or " "massage therapist" "? I'm getting old, I can't hear the space between the quotation marks.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 12:42pm
by madd0ct0r
With a face as pixellaeted as that, she must be japanese

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 01:01pm
by U.P. Cinnabar
Possibly Russian.

Oh. Ohhhh, I get it. Never mind.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 08:39pm
by Napoleon the Clown
She definitely provides... massages.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 10:06pm
by U.P. Cinnabar
Handles too, perhaps.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-06 10:23pm
by aerius
She's a completely legit massage therapist, and as far as I know she doesn't do extras.
You can't be judging a woman by her chest pillows.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-07 10:01am
by muse
J wrote:
2018-08-06 12:54am
My husband claims that his massage therapist is a legitimate massage therapist.
I have a couple reasons to doubt his claims, therefore, I put this to a poll.
Does she look legit, or am I imagining things?
I think you should book a massage for yourself and find out.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-07 08:45pm
by Napoleon the Clown
aerius wrote:
2018-08-06 10:23pm
She's a completely legit massage therapist, and as far as I know she doesn't do extras.
You can't be judging a woman by her chest pillows.
Judge her not by the size of her chest pillows, but the content thereof.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-08 02:40pm
by Raw Shark
I'm pretty good friends with a massage therapist who does do extras, and she is totally legit. She is a licensed sex therapist as well as massage therapist, and provides stress relief, muscle therapy, and counseling on everything from marital difficulties of the physical nature to the depression that can accompany loneliness. Some of her clients (who come in both male and female) want a full-body massage with a happy ending, some just want advice from a very, very experienced woman. She is a lovely girl with a kind heart and her breasts are a fairly typical 36C.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-09 04:52pm
by The Infidel
J wrote:
2018-08-06 12:54am
My husband claims that his massage therapist is a legitimate massage therapist.
I have a couple reasons to doubt his claims, therefore, I put this to a poll.
Does she look legit, or am I imagining things?
Holy.SHIT! I'm 48. I shouldn't be looking at her like that? OK, J. You better do something GOOD (and swallow). Have you considered being bisexual? Maybe a threesome?
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-08-08 02:40pm
I'm pretty good friends with a massage therapist who does do extras, and she is totally legit. She is a licensed sex therapist as well as massage therapist, and provides stress relief, muscle therapy, and counseling on everything from marital difficulties of the physical nature to the depression that can accompany loneliness. Some of her clients (who come in both male and female) want a full-body massage with a happy ending, some just want advice from a very, very experienced woman. She is a lovely girl with a kind heart and her breasts are a fairly typical 36C.
Does she look anything like this "massage the-rapist"? I might give you a call next time I'm in NY. :D (Some time after Trump & Co has been executed for attrocities against humankind.)

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-09 05:29pm
by U.P. Cinnabar
Hell already froze over once this decade, Infidel. :lol:

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-10 01:15am
by aerius
Napoleon the Clown wrote:
2018-08-07 08:45pm
Judge her not by the size of her chest pillows, but the content thereof.
What do you want me to do, ask her if she's lactating?

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-10 11:36am
by Eternal_Freedom
Yes. Curious minds want to know.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-10 12:28pm
by U.P. Cinnabar
aerius wrote:
2018-08-10 01:15am
Napoleon the Clown wrote:
2018-08-07 08:45pm
Judge her not by the size of her chest pillows, but the content thereof.
What do you want me to do, ask her if she's lactating?
I think that would get you in worse trouble.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-10 01:12pm
by Raw Shark
The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-09 04:52pm
Does she look anything like this "massage the-rapist"? I might give you a call next time I'm in NY. :D (Some time after Trump & Co has been executed for attrocities against humankind.)
I don't know what that is, and I've lived in Denver for 18 years now. She looks amazing by my standards - Fit body, fiery red hair. She'd be perfect if she had freckles.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-10 05:36pm
by TimothyC

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-10 10:56pm
by U.P. Cinnabar
There's that question answered. We've been had.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-11 11:05am
by The Infidel
Somehow, I just wanted it to be true.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-11 11:11am
by The Infidel
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-08-10 01:12pm
The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-09 04:52pm
Does she look anything like this "massage the-rapist"? I might give you a call next time I'm in NY. :D (Some time after Trump & Co has been executed for attrocities against humankind.)
I don't know what that is, and I've lived in Denver for 18 years now. She looks amazing by my standards - Fit body, fiery red hair. She'd be perfect if she had freckles.
Just me having a random play with words. "Therapist" is just a space from "the rapist".

Denver? Really? I always thought you drove a cab in NY.

Freckles are cute.

Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-11 11:54am
by aerius
The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-11 11:05am
Somehow, I just wanted it to be true.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Posted: 2018-08-11 12:07pm
by The Infidel
aerius wrote:
2018-08-11 11:54am
The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-11 11:05am
Somehow, I just wanted it to be true.
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35 mutual friends... Ok, dreams do come true for some of us?