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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-11 09:02pm

Okay, then.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am not amused

Post by aerius » 2018-07-11 09:37pm

Eternal_Freedom wrote:
2018-07-11 08:24pm
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-11 05:33pm
Only at SDN do we reach this level of analysis over pillow porn.
SDN: Providing answers to questions the rest of humanity definitely never wanted to ask.
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Re: I am not amused

Post by muse » 2018-07-12 08:46pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-11 05:33pm
Only at SDN do we reach this level of analysis over pillow porn.
It's not pillow porn!
ø¤ º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-12 11:41pm

muse wrote:
2018-07-12 08:46pm
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-11 05:33pm
Only at SDN do we reach this level of analysis over pillow porn.
It's not pillow porn!
Says you. Perv. ;)

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Ralin » 2018-07-13 12:19am

Mine has Princess Luna from My Little Pony on it.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-13 12:22pm

"THE WINNAH!" -Judge Mills Lane

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

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Re: I am not amused

Post by J » 2018-07-13 04:28pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-12 11:41pm
muse wrote:
2018-07-12 08:46pm
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-11 05:33pm
Only at SDN do we reach this level of analysis over pillow porn.
It's not pillow porn!
Says you. Perv. ;)
I believe he just called you a pillow humper. :P
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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-13 05:07pm

J wrote:
2018-07-13 04:28pm
I believe he just called you a pillow humper. :P
If memory serves, that's hardly the worst...

muse? Refresh me here? What's the worst I've ever thrown your way..?

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-13 05:24pm

muse wrote:
2018-07-12 08:46pm
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-11 05:33pm
Only at SDN do we reach this level of analysis over pillow porn.
It's not pillow porn!
Keep telling yourself that, beautiful. We'll still love you.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by muse » 2018-07-14 10:04pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-13 05:24pm
Keep telling yourself that, beautiful. We'll still love you.
Would you like to be a eunuch?
ø¤ º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-15 01:54am

muse wrote:
2018-07-14 10:04pm
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-13 05:24pm
Keep telling yourself that, beautiful. We'll still love you.
Would you like to be a eunuch?
You're adorable.

But serious: If I ever ask muse to marry me: Any man present, I ask you to put your back in while you slap me in the face.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-15 02:11am

I mean, give it to me like I deserve. Real hard. I chose muse? I done fucked up. Just kidding. I love you. muse. You are my #1.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-15 11:58am

We are so fucked, guys. I'll say it first. We are fucked. All of us. Fucked.

muse, you are the most fucked besides me. That is why you are my love.

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-15 01:06pm

Down, boy.😁
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law

"The Constitution's a piece of paper. A kick in the head is a jolt."
—Stanley "Ray" Kowalski
"Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty."
---NRA motto

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Re: I am not amused

Post by muse » 2018-07-15 06:09pm

That's it, I'm going home.
You guys are too weird.
ø¤ º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok

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