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Is this woman a legitimate massage therapist?

Yes
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No
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Need more pictures
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Total votes: 23

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I need a 2nd opinion

Post by J » 2018-08-06 12:54am

My husband claims that his massage therapist is a legitimate massage therapist.
I have a couple reasons to doubt his claims, therefore, I put this to a poll.
Does she look legit, or am I imagining things?

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by LaCroix » 2018-08-06 05:30am

I am absolutely beyond any doubt convinced that she is able to relieve his stress.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Iroscato » 2018-08-06 06:58am

Castrate your husband.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-06 09:17am

Get her name and her pic, have the police run a make on her.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Khaat » 2018-08-06 11:00am

Ok, confused: it is "massage therapist" or " "massage therapist" "? I'm getting old, I can't hear the space between the quotation marks.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by madd0ct0r » 2018-08-06 12:42pm

With a face as pixellaeted as that, she must be japanese
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-06 01:01pm

Possibly Russian.

Oh. Ohhhh, I get it. Never mind.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Napoleon the Clown » 2018-08-06 08:39pm

She definitely provides... massages.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-06 10:06pm

Handles too, perhaps.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by aerius » 2018-08-06 10:23pm

She's a completely legit massage therapist, and as far as I know she doesn't do extras.
You can't be judging a woman by her chest pillows.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by muse » 2018-08-07 10:01am

J wrote:
2018-08-06 12:54am
My husband claims that his massage therapist is a legitimate massage therapist.
I have a couple reasons to doubt his claims, therefore, I put this to a poll.
Does she look legit, or am I imagining things?
I think you should book a massage for yourself and find out.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Napoleon the Clown » 2018-08-07 08:45pm

aerius wrote:
2018-08-06 10:23pm
She's a completely legit massage therapist, and as far as I know she doesn't do extras.
You can't be judging a woman by her chest pillows.
Judge her not by the size of her chest pillows, but the content thereof.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-08-08 02:40pm

I'm pretty good friends with a massage therapist who does do extras, and she is totally legit. She is a licensed sex therapist as well as massage therapist, and provides stress relief, muscle therapy, and counseling on everything from marital difficulties of the physical nature to the depression that can accompany loneliness. Some of her clients (who come in both male and female) want a full-body massage with a happy ending, some just want advice from a very, very experienced woman. She is a lovely girl with a kind heart and her breasts are a fairly typical 36C.

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by The Infidel » 2018-08-09 04:52pm

J wrote:
2018-08-06 12:54am
My husband claims that his massage therapist is a legitimate massage therapist.
I have a couple reasons to doubt his claims, therefore, I put this to a poll.
Does she look legit, or am I imagining things?
Holy.SHIT! I'm 48. I shouldn't be looking at her like that? OK, J. You better do something GOOD (and swallow). Have you considered being bisexual? Maybe a threesome?
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-08-08 02:40pm
I'm pretty good friends with a massage therapist who does do extras, and she is totally legit. She is a licensed sex therapist as well as massage therapist, and provides stress relief, muscle therapy, and counseling on everything from marital difficulties of the physical nature to the depression that can accompany loneliness. Some of her clients (who come in both male and female) want a full-body massage with a happy ending, some just want advice from a very, very experienced woman. She is a lovely girl with a kind heart and her breasts are a fairly typical 36C.
Does she look anything like this "massage the-rapist"? I might give you a call next time I'm in NY. :D (Some time after Trump & Co has been executed for attrocities against humankind.)
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-09 05:29pm

Hell already froze over once this decade, Infidel. :lol:
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by aerius » 2018-08-10 01:15am

Napoleon the Clown wrote:
2018-08-07 08:45pm
Judge her not by the size of her chest pillows, but the content thereof.
What do you want me to do, ask her if she's lactating?
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Eternal_Freedom » 2018-08-10 11:36am

Yes. Curious minds want to know.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-10 12:28pm

aerius wrote:
2018-08-10 01:15am
Napoleon the Clown wrote:
2018-08-07 08:45pm
Judge her not by the size of her chest pillows, but the content thereof.
What do you want me to do, ask her if she's lactating?
I think that would get you in worse trouble.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-08-10 01:12pm

The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-09 04:52pm
Does she look anything like this "massage the-rapist"? I might give you a call next time I'm in NY. :D (Some time after Trump & Co has been executed for attrocities against humankind.)
I don't know what that is, and I've lived in Denver for 18 years now. She looks amazing by my standards - Fit body, fiery red hair. She'd be perfect if she had freckles.

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-10 10:56pm

There's that question answered. We've been had.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by The Infidel » 2018-08-11 11:05am

Somehow, I just wanted it to be true.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by The Infidel » 2018-08-11 11:11am

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-08-10 01:12pm
The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-09 04:52pm
Does she look anything like this "massage the-rapist"? I might give you a call next time I'm in NY. :D (Some time after Trump & Co has been executed for attrocities against humankind.)
I don't know what that is, and I've lived in Denver for 18 years now. She looks amazing by my standards - Fit body, fiery red hair. She'd be perfect if she had freckles.
Just me having a random play with words. "Therapist" is just a space from "the rapist".

Denver? Really? I always thought you drove a cab in NY.

Freckles are cute.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by aerius » 2018-08-11 11:54am

The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-11 11:05am
Somehow, I just wanted it to be true.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by The Infidel » 2018-08-11 12:07pm

aerius wrote:
2018-08-11 11:54am
The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-11 11:05am
Somehow, I just wanted it to be true.
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35 mutual friends... Ok, dreams do come true for some of us?
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