My husband is drunk

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What should we do to him?

Compromising photos
8
24%
Spankings
5
15%
Leave him naked in the woods
15
45%
Ball slaps
5
15%
 
Total votes: 33

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My husband is drunk

Postby J » 2017-06-16 06:08pm

Vote now, before it's too late!
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby muse » 2017-06-16 06:10pm

Why is castration not an option?
Castrate Straha!
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby General Zod » 2017-06-16 06:56pm

I vote for castration. You've already bred once. Not like you need them again.
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Flagg » 2017-06-16 07:04pm

Bring out the gimp!
We pissing our pants yet?
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Solauren » 2017-06-16 07:29pm

I vote photos. Fun for the both of you!

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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Batman » 2017-06-16 09:33pm

Where's the Alien Abduction option?
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Napoleon the Clown » 2017-06-16 09:34pm

I don't think he's capable of shame, so no photo would really qualify as "compromising"...

Slap his balls, he deserves it.
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Flagg » 2017-06-17 02:39am

Dildos for all!
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Soontir C'boath » 2017-06-17 04:24am

Strap-ons sounds like the order of the night.
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Enigma » 2017-06-17 08:26am

Ball slaps with a golf club!
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Aleister Crowley » 2017-06-17 10:12pm

Spanking. I am more than willing to take my licks. Open invitation to do so...any takers?


Oh you mean YOUR husband. I can do both. :D

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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Raw Shark » 2017-06-18 08:24pm

Man, naked in the woods seems like a clear winner here. I mean, I think it's funny and all (and voted for it), but what did aerius ever do to us? This is a little cruel...

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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby InsaneTD » 2017-06-19 08:27am

You are a cruel woman, only giving us one pick. And so many good options.

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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Enigma » 2017-06-19 08:41am

Come on! Golf club to the scrote! :) FORE!
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Iroscato » 2017-06-19 01:11pm

Spit into a condom and push it up his arse with a pencil. Film the reaction when he comes to.
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Napoleon the Clown » 2017-06-19 01:38pm

Iroscato wrote:Spit into a condom and push it up his arse with a pencil. Film the reaction when he comes to.

What the fuck, man? Too far. Leaving him unconscious and naked in the woods is one thing but that's too far.
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby General Zod » 2017-06-19 04:40pm

Napoleon the Clown wrote:
Iroscato wrote:Spit into a condom and push it up his arse with a pencil. Film the reaction when he comes to.

What the fuck, man? Too far. Leaving him unconscious and naked in the woods is one thing but that's too far.


She ought to at least lube the condom up first.
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby J » 2017-06-20 08:49pm

Raw Shark wrote:Man, naked in the woods seems like a clear winner here. I mean, I think it's funny and all (and voted for it), but what did aerius ever do to us? This is a little cruel...


he seduced my cousin.
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Raw Shark » 2017-06-20 09:03pm

J wrote:
Raw Shark wrote:Man, naked in the woods seems like a clear winner here. I mean, I think it's funny and all (and voted for it), but what did aerius ever do to us? This is a little cruel...


he seduced my cousin.


Wow. Okay. Might need to reconsider. This shit went South fast.

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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby aerius » 2017-06-20 09:12pm

J wrote:he seduced my cousin.


I did nothing!
It's not my fault your cousin likes tall Asian men.
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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Raw Shark » 2017-06-20 09:36pm

aerius wrote:
J wrote:he seduced my cousin.


I did nothing!
It's not my fault your cousin likes tall Asian men.


Yeah, well. We only do our best.

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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby muse » 2017-06-21 10:02pm

J wrote:
Raw Shark wrote:Man, naked in the woods seems like a clear winner here. I mean, I think it's funny and all (and voted for it), but what did aerius ever do to us? This is a little cruel...


he seduced my cousin.


is there a song for this?
Yes, there's a song for this.

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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Raw Shark » 2017-06-22 03:51am

Oh, that's what was missing from a Testing thread. No Lana.

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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby InsaneTD » 2017-06-23 01:55am

So it gets your seal of approval now?

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Re: My husband is drunk

Postby Raw Shark » 2017-06-23 03:31am

InsaneTD wrote:So it gets your seal of approval now?


RAW SHARK: [thumps the stamper] Done and done.

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