Stewart's back! Commentary thread

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-08 08:41am

Phil Skayhan wrote:This was too tempting for me to pass up

Davies fired as SDI Dean

enjoy

The puppy just makes it better.

Wow, guess he got access to his dad's computer again.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-08 09:00am

He needs an Imaginary Girlfriend to go along with the rest of his imaginary friends. That's once he's old enough to get a credit card...

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2004-03-08 09:24am

Ouch.....

So that was Round 5.

Do you plan more rounds? Because I remember that your standart number of rounds is 5. Planning an debate-post mortem? Steward really needs one, becaus ehe is really a hard case.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-08 11:25am

that was amusing.

Stewie wrote:I am forced to go to outside sources to question Phd Physisists and Professors of Cosmotology, Astro-physics and Astronomy.

this line got the biggest chuckle out of me. especially since cosmotology doesn't even appear in the dictionary, although the closest thing to it (which i think stewie was thinking of), was cosmetology. however cosmetology has little to do with hard science, unless stewie was consulting his local beauty salon for information.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-08 01:21pm

Tribun wrote:Ouch.....

So that was Round 5.

Do you plan more rounds? Because I remember that your standart number of rounds is 5. Planning an debate-post mortem? Steward really needs one, becaus ehe is really a hard case.

I don't think Stewart intends to give up no matter how many rounds it goes, because he's clearly a lunatic. However, I'll probably whip up a debate page on this one and call it a day regardless of whether he concedes. If he posts again, I will ignore him and you will all be authorized to start posting in the debate thread.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2004-03-08 01:28pm

Just think, I got all this for less than $800 bucks worth of wear and tear on the car, expences and ten days of my time. What a bargain!!!

Amazing how he can spend $800 and drive a thousand miles to visit some 'Phd-plus type guys' (who have nothing better to do than eat Subs, drink beer and answer some sci-fi questions) yet he still cannot afford a $50 scanner.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-08 01:41pm

Darth Wong wrote:I liked the part where he claims he spent $800 in gas to drive around and visit all of these unnamed professors.

Of course. The Stratigc Defence Instatute [sic] doesn't have the resources for an Internet connection, and library computers don't allow e-mail.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2004-03-08 01:56pm

YT300000 wrote:Of course. The Stratigc Defence Instatute [sic] doesn't have the resources for an Internet connection, and library computers don't allow e-mail.

I'm starting to get the feeling that "SDI" really stands for Stubborn Dumbasses Inc.

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2004-03-08 02:26pm

So, let's see the facts:

Steward is:
*the second after Darkstar who had gone through all 5 rounds.
*the first who was not smashed dead by the Imperial Smackdown.
*relying on massive appeals to authoroty (his "experts")
*someone who tries to raise his importance by saying that he works at pseudo-institutes.

and much more I can't list now.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-03-08 03:49pm

This guy is almost surreal. I literally cannot believe some of the shit he's said.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-03-08 05:12pm

Let it go a few more rounds Mike, this guy almost deserves more notirity then Darkstar

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-08 05:18pm

He deserves it but he won't get it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-08 05:30pm

Solauren wrote:Let it go a few more rounds Mike, this guy almost deserves more notirity then Darkstar

He'll need to make a website first. Then get followers...

McC · Post by **McC** » 2004-03-08 05:56pm

Stewart wrote:After all we all know that your degree does not qualify you to have competent knowledge in this aria!

<snip>

Your oppinions are worth less than mine. I have training in this and related fields. You never claimed that you did have any equivalent.

<snip>

How does your engineering degree qualify you to have any valid oppinion on this subject?

<snip>

Any of these subjects might give you a glimps into the reallivant knowledge, but as far as we know, you are ignorant in all of those arias.

<snip>

Only in your most vivid dream fantasies could a person of your demonstraited expertise and self imagined strength ever assault by H2H, any person with my expertise and then pretend to live threw it!

That's all I really need to say, but for the sake of elaborating: if he were even remotely anything but a joke, he could at least copy and paste his arguments into MS Word or something with a spell/grammar checker before posting. This is just shameful. My mother, who I suspect has dyslexia but refuses to get tested for it, knows enough to do this before posting/sending anything. For crying out loud. "aria"? "live threw it"? What a load of garbage.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-08 05:58pm

well, aria wouldn't show up on spellcheck because it actually is a word. it's a form of musical composition.

DaveJB · Post by **DaveJB** » 2004-03-08 06:25pm

Wouldn't surprise me if his reason for not using MS Word (or an equivalent) is because he "can't afford it". In that case, I'd be delighted to hear what his reason for not using a freeware/open source spell-checker would be!

Then again, if he did, the above sentence would probably read as follows in Stewart-ese

Wouldn't sunrise my if is raisin four nought using MS World (for and equivalent) his because she "can fjord hit". In hat cased, I'd bee lighted to her what is raisin four nit hosing a freeway/open sauce spill-checker world bee!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-03-08 07:15pm

Hours of Physics, eh? Well lets see, I had physics last year, about 90 days(since it's every other day) and at 1.5 hours a class, that gives me 5.625 days of physics.

Rightous Fist Of Heaven · Post by **Rightous Fist Of Heaven** » 2004-03-08 07:47pm

Sometimes i wonder if this truly is just some big joke on Stewarts part, that in the end he is just acting for the sake of something. The reason for this is that i have a hard time believing that anyone could be that horribly stupid for real, and even when he is not retarded in the medical sense of the word (atleast as far as we know).

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-03-08 08:18pm

Ok, more too much free time calculations.

$1.688 average per gallon nation wide for the week of 2/23/04. Source

$800/1.688 = 473.934(rounded) gallons used.

Now for obvious reasons we'll assume that he is using him mothers minivan, lets say a Voyager.
Plymouth Voyager/Doge Caravan 26 miles per gallon on highway, Source
473.934 gallons * 26 miles per gallon = 12322.284 miles.

Lets say he averages 55 mph, so 12322.284/55 mph = 224.0415(rounded) hours.

Lets assum that he drives 16 hours a day 8 for sleeping, eating, shitting, etc.

224.0415/16 = 14.00259 days.

He made his latest post on Mar 07, 2004 11:38 pm, and his last pervious post was Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:49 am so that makes 12 days 12 hours 11 minutes between posts.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, so despite being a master of armed and unarmed combat, enough experience in the military to be awarded medals, and various degrees in science, on top of all that he has found a way to warp time.

And I though Resident Evil characters credentials were absurd.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-03-08 08:47pm

Phil, that was fucking AWESOME.

Brilliant satire, and perfect pictures for the article.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-03-08 10:43pm

Darth Wong wrote: My dear boy, you are a truly sad case. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that you would come up with such a laughable symphony of lies. I did like the part where you bragged about spending $800 to drive around and interview experts about this, though. Now people will be confused about whether they should point and laugh at you, or feel pity for you.

Hmm...

Points and laughs.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2004-03-08 11:03pm

Solauren wrote:Let it go a few more rounds Mike, this guy almost deserves more notirity then Darkstar

His intention - the only possible intention I could stretch to fit this *insanity* - appears to be to become a martyr to a new generation of Stew/Star hybrids, Jesus-on-the-cross style. The Passion of the Stew, right here on SD.net. Highlights at 11.

Is anyone else surprised Scooter isn't feeding him info? I mean, crazy as this sounds, that would *improve* the argument!

Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » 2004-03-09 01:02am

cosmetology

Hmm. Maybe he ment cosmology? I don't know why, however.

That is a nice page you made. How long did it take for you to come up with the material and put it into action?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-09 01:06am

Cornelius wrote:
cosmetology
Hmm. Maybe he ment cosmology? I don't know why, however.

That is a nice page you made. How long did it take for you to come up with the material and put it into action?

What? He actually wrote "cosmetology"? That's like the hairstyling field.

Oh my God...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-03-09 01:10am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What? He actually wrote "cosmetology"? That's like the hairstyling field.

Oh my God...

Perhaps he consulted the lady who does his nails?