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Azron_Stoma wrote:Nah, more as a "Amanda Rogers would save the day" kind of thing, figuring that since "Amanda Rogers" is basically a translation of "Mary Sue" that it was somehow valid.
Why? Because she's a Q with a human name and thus owes allegiance to the Federation?
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More because when she was on the ship she was a walking Deus ex machina who would save them from pretty much anything and everything.

Still the guy insists his 7 of 9 wank (which he decided to include Hugh's rogue Borg just because) is GUARANTEED to work because "lolz Empire was beaten by teddy bears and is filled with arrogant retards" etc, not taking into account the sheer impossibility of the act and the scale in which he's dealing with.

To be honest he first claimed the Organians or Q would help, and the only reason they didn't before during the Dominion war etc was because they "knew" the federation would win... This is in spite of all the alternate universes where the Federation was wiped out by god knows what, and the fact that the Organians in "Errand of mercy" considered the Federation as being just as savage as the Klingons.
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I wonder if those people realize that them teddy bears were not only massively stronger than humans, were working on their home turf with plenty of prepared traps, but were still getting their asses handed to them until Chewie managed to hijack that AT-ST.
And the Trek side is not one to gloat about arrogant retards, really. At least Wars designers remembered to use doors to close their prison cells and use blast doors in cases of hull breaches. TNG uses...force fields.
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Batman wrote:I wonder if those people realize that them teddy bears were not only massively stronger than humans, were working on their home turf with plenty of prepared traps, but were still getting their asses handed to them until Chewie managed to hijack that AT-ST.
And the Trek side is not one to gloat about arrogant retards, really. At least Wars designers remembered to use doors to close their prison cells and use blast doors in cases of hull breaches. TNG uses...force fields.
Thank you for that. It makes me wonder how many people actually WATCHED RotJ when people say "LOL Ewoks defeated Empire"
They really didn't they got their butts kicked for the most part.
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:
Batman wrote:I wonder if those people realize that them teddy bears were not only massively stronger than humans, were working on their home turf with plenty of prepared traps, but were still getting their asses handed to them until Chewie managed to hijack that AT-ST.
And the Trek side is not one to gloat about arrogant retards, really. At least Wars designers remembered to use doors to close their prison cells and use blast doors in cases of hull breaches. TNG uses...force fields.
Thank you for that. It makes me wonder how many people actually WATCHED RotJ when people say "LOL Ewoks defeated Empire"
They really didn't they got their butts kicked for the most part.
The Ewoks mainly acted as cannon fodder a diversion until the rebels got their collective shit together.

This could actually be used as evidence to prove that a large enough number of Redshirts could actually be used to distract the Empire until the Federation no, the Borg no... the Q Continuum!!! can pull the win. :lol:
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