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Sothis wrote:He replied to a Something Awful article???? Well, that confirms it, Darkstar is several ants short of a picnic.
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Colonel Olrik wrote:
Puting in his words

"to understand what I say, you must understand first how my brain works"
Wouldn't the response to Darkstar if he said that statement as such is

"Prove it"

And yow...I think he's secretly in love with Wong(reminds me of John Jones, and his weirdo obession with Kurt Buseik...I wonder when DS will make a claim that Wong stole his woman from him and stole ideas from him as well)
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haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
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should those last two words be reversed in order ?
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You know, I'm not sure what disturbs me more: His paranoia, violent emotional outbursts, or severely closeted homosexuality.
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I say his paranoia...that has more chance of doing people harm.
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SpyderGS wrote:Has anyone sent a copy of the forum page with lowtax's post to RSA? I am certain he'd LOVE that!

There are pics of topless women here?!? :shock:
Yes. Located within the--*explosion*

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Anyway, DarkStar seems to turn everything into a Wong bash. It's nice to know that there's something who's worse off than me.
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*quickly goes back to read the article he just skipped over to get to the comedy goldmine*

HOLY SHIT THIS IS REAL.

Despite the utter coolness of Darkstar's site being posted as an ALoD and him trying to get SN.net to replace it, but Lowtax being kind enough to post it here for our amusement.
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Ender wrote:You know, I'm not sure what disturbs me more: His paranoia, violent emotional outbursts, or severely closeted homosexuality.
I resent that.
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SpyderGS wrote:Has anyone sent a copy of the forum page with lowtax's post to RSA? I am certain he'd LOVE that!

There are pics of topless women here?!? :shock:
I think its BoTM forums.

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Good Lord.

DarkStar is even loonier than I could possibly have imagined.
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Alright you guys, JeffK Vs DarkStar....cmon....who would win? The wall of ignorance against the wall of what the fuck did he just say?
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JeffK pwns us all. Christ, what a fuckin n00b. I bet you hang out with Jerry.
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Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
I sent in the link. :)

I did it during the hideous 'AT-ST' debate Darkstar tried to do on spacebattles.com.

And know what?

I think firing off that email was probably one of the best uses of my bandwidth EVER.
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Nephilim_X wrote:
Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
I sent in the link. :)
And the little bird reveales himself...
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Nephilim_X wrote:
Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
I sent in the link. :)

I did it during the hideous 'AT-ST' debate Darkstar tried to do on spacebattles.com.

And know what?

I think firing off that email was probably one of the best uses of my bandwidth EVER.
Heh heh ...
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Nephilim_X wrote:
Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
I sent in the link. :)
And the little bird reveales himself...
I sure did. Whats your point?


Oh, and Darkstar posted my site link on his page. I'm not sure what he hopes to accomplish by hitting my 20 meg daily bandwidth limit, but I think he assumes I'll come begging him. No such luck.
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Nephilim_X wrote:
Isil`Zha wrote:haha. Even Lowtax found Darkstars awful site.
I sent in the link. :)

I did it during the hideous 'AT-ST' debate Darkstar tried to do on spacebattles.com.

And know what?

I think firing off that email was probably one of the best uses of my bandwidth EVER.
Until the day in which you discover free streaming lesbian porn it will be the best use.
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The author of http://h4h.com/louis/vsfaq.html(the
oldest and oddest website on the topic) openly fantasizes about killing me over the debate and our difference of opinion in regards to it

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ong+dalton
Does it come as any surprise that this fucktard got this wrong too? First of all, I urge him to RUN, not walk to the authorities immediately if he's got solid proof that I openly fantasize about killing him. Wish I could be a fly on the wall when the police ask to see his I.D. with "DarkStar" on it...

Secondly, in the story above, "DarkStar" does NOT die. But again, this is yet another indication that RSA reads about as well as Christopher Reeve does the Cha Cha.

Also, I find it hilarious that he's trying to deflect the SA onto my website or Mike's. He must be BURNING with shame over this. I know that Saxton, Wong, or Poe have never been described as fucking insane for one thing, and for another, none of our websites has ever been labeled as the worst SA has seen in the last 9 hours...

With all that said, I'd love a chance to meet RSA in person, if he had the guts. As they say in certain corners, we'd "go for coffee"....
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BTW, I just got this report from the Search Droid onn my website. Hmmm.. I wonder who used it?

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Lord Poe wrote:Does it come as any surprise that this fucktard got this wrong too? First of all, I urge him to RUN, not walk to the authorities immediately if he's got solid proof that I openly fantasize about killing him.
Got some spare cash to burn? Sue him for libel. :twisted:
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Enlightenment-alternate wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Does it come as any surprise that this fucktard got this wrong too? First of all, I urge him to RUN, not walk to the authorities immediately if he's got solid proof that I openly fantasize about killing him.
Got some spare cash to burn? Sue him for libel. :twisted:
It's worth considering. But what would I get? A scum-soaked picture of Gene Roddenberry?
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Lord Poe wrote:
Enlightenment-alternate wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:Does it come as any surprise that this fucktard got this wrong too? First of all, I urge him to RUN, not walk to the authorities immediately if he's got solid proof that I openly fantasize about killing him.
Got some spare cash to burn? Sue him for libel. :twisted:
It's worth considering. But what would I get? A scum-soaked picture of Gene Roddenberry?
The amusement of him saying 'It only makes sense if you look at it from my point of view' in front of a civil court.
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Lord Poe wrote:BTW, I just got this report from the Search Droid onn my website. Hmmm.. I wonder who used it?

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We are pleased to present this report about your Atomz Search account and tips for customizing Atomz Search.

In this report:

-- Search statistics for ULTIMATE STARWARS VS. STARTREK
-- TIP OF THE WEEK - CONTROLLING THE NUMBER OF SEARCH RESULTS DISPLAYED

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YOUR SEARCH STATISTICS

Your Top Searches:

There were 29 searches for the week ending 01/11/03 for ULTIMATE STARWARS VS. STARTREK at http://h4h.com/louis/vsfaq.html.

Here are the top phrases searched:

- 2 for "wong"
- 1 for "contradiction"
- 1 for "contradictions"
- 1 for "dark star"
- 1 for "dork"
- 1 for "dork star"
- 1 for "enterprise"
- 1 for "fanfic"
- 1 for "g2k"
- 1 for "images"

The 29 total searches includes 5 searches from clicking links such as Next, Previous, Sort by Date, Sort by Score, Hide Summaries and Show Summaries.
That is fucking pathetic
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