Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Questions

[Youngla0450]

Really? I mean, how can anyone get any sense of joy out of poking this twit? There's no challenge, it won't feel a thing, what's the point? It's about as much fun as jabbing a vegetable with a pencil: If it's a functional human, you gain nothing, if it's really a vegetable, you look sort of like a douche.

To be honest, when I first saw the twit's posts and sig, I really thought it was just a spambot designed to look for keywords and respond to those while posting multiple links to malware sites. I'm still not wholly convinced this isn't the case.

I am neither a twit nor a spam bot, you little fool. How dare you say something like that!

[Aaron]

Well what do you expect folks to think? You come in here, spewing bile at anyone who disagrees with you and then post a wiki article to showcase your skills, one that looks like it was written by a totally different person given your posting here.

Edit: You basically come off as a bot that has Tourette syndrome.

[Youngla0450]

Well what do you expect folks to think? You come in here, spewing bile at anyone who disagrees with you and then post a wiki article to showcase your skills, one that looks like it was written by a totally different person given your posting here.

Edit: You basically come off as a bot that has Tourette syndrome.

Oh come now fool, that's a bit of mis-statement.

[Norade]

Wow, this Youngla0450 thing might as well just be a spambot, at least if that were the case it would have an excuse for posting nothing of meaning and barely being able to form a sentence. About the only joy you can get from him is seeing what mangled phrase comes out when you poke him. If we were to title this troll I would call him 'Random Phrase Vending Machine'.

[Aaron]

Right then, prove me wrong. Start responding to peoples points with more then a one line rebuttal consisting of various cuss words and inane statements. Provide some proof of your opinions.

However given that you just responded to a guy trying to help you by figuratively biting his hand, I doubt you will.

[Night_stalker]

All in favor of tossing this troll to the mercy of the Banhammer?

I vote aye for either banning or the giving of a embarassing title.

[Youngla0450]

Oh come now Boba Fett! Oh! Throwing the ban slap. Anyways, I am more capable of writing paragraphs then you think I am. You call me a stupid person, which I am not.

[Stark]

So do it. Let's talk about your alt-history. How did you reach the decisions you made regarding historicity?

[Aaron]

Oh come now Boba Fett! Oh! Throwing the ban slap. Anyways, I am even less capable of writing paragraphs then you think I am. You call me a stupid person, which I am not. I am in fact a bot who needs his batteries changed.

[Dalton]

All in favor of tossing this troll to the mercy of the Banhammer?

I vote aye for either banning or the giving of a embarassing title.

You do not get to call for a ban or title. Shut the fuck up.

Oh come now Boba Fett! Oh! Throwing the ban slap. Anyways, I am more capable of writing paragraphs then you think I am. You call me a stupid person, which I am not.

No, what you are is a sniveling, naive little jackass whose departure from this board is imminent.

Oh come now Boba Fett! Oh! Throwing the ban slap. Anyways, I am even less capable of writing paragraphs then you think I am. You call me a stupid person, which I am not. I am in fact a bot who needs his batteries changed.

Please don't modify someone else's quoted posts to show something they didn't say. He can be an idiot without your help.

[Youngla0450]

So do it. Let's talk about your alt-history. How did you reach the decisions you made regarding historicity?

I saw a basic frame for the story. I am extremely interested in history, including history of the United States, African-Americans, Europe, Russia, the British Empire, Germany, etc. I just wanted to write a timeline if Russia became the world's most powerful country.

[Stark]

I was more interested in specifics regarding your deviations from history to drive your story.

[Youngla0450]

I was more interested in specifics regarding your deviations from history to drive your story.

That I can tell you. My major divergence point is when I wrote that Constantine, the younger brother of OTL's Nicholas I, accepted the throne. Like OTL, Constantine was a liberal. Then I wrote what was most likely of him to do with Russia, and of the changes across Europe, in the United States, and in Russia itself that happenedb because of that modification.

[Stark]

As in all alt-history, the problems aren't the particular changes but the enormous effects ascribed to them. Do you feel the deviations socially etc in Russia make sense given this change?

[Youngla0450]

As in all alt-history, the problems aren't the particular changes but the enormous effects ascribed to them. Do you feel the deviations socially etc in Russia make sense given this change?

I believe so. Serfdom in Russia is abolished, and the powers of the nobles is considerably reduced.

[d'Artagnan]

I didn't. Srelex did. Other than a vague idea that it's something jewish and definitely derogatory I don't even know what 'schmuck' means.

If you're wondering, it means "son of a bitch" in Yiddish.

[Youngla0450]

Dergotive indeed! Might have spelled that wrong.

[Batman]

DID spell that wrong and frankly by local standards that's a pretty tame one.

[Youngla0450]

Here is a great example of my work:

http://fiction.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Cry ... ortress%29

[Norade]

Wow, how many buckets of cum did you dump while making this retarded race that people from totally unrelated universes all respect in spite of the fact that their tech as written is nothing special by any standards.

Then there is the planet with a core 'cracking at the streams' because the planet and its star is old. An old world should be stable with a cooled solid core, not less stable you fucking retard. Also, if they have improved hyperdrives and are so respected by everybody why not just move, or ask the Q who apparently respect them to fix your planet and star for you?

We go on to learn that this advanced race has only one person smart enough to know of this danger... I'm not even going to comment on the rest. Everybody else will need to read it for themselves. It's just that fucking bad.

[Wyrm]

Here is a great example of my work:

http://fiction.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Cry ... ortress%29

Yeah, this is a great example of your work... a great example of how not to write fiction. You throw in a hodge-podge of entities from completely separate universes, throwing in all sorts of fantasticaleriffical technology (including the kitchen sink), provide no details about how all of this drek is supposed to fit together, and somehow expecting to extract any sort of compelling story from it. There's no craft at all involved here, just a jumble of disparate "facts."

Fuckksake, you've got Power Rangers in the same universe as Superman, Star Wars and Star Trek. And your Calathonians are pure wankage.

I would not at all be surprised to learn that one of your many handles is "Fanboyimus Prime".

[loomer]

Here is a great example of my work:

http://fiction.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Cry ... ortress%29

Shit sucks, try again. I mean, seriously - I've written some truly awful crap, but this is beyond anything I ever did. Except when I was like ten.

[Youngla0450]

One of you fucking retards vandalized my story. I reverted your vandalism and it is now back in it's natural state. My story is extremely well-written, for your fucking information.

Another link:

http://fiction.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Cry ... ortress%29

[Batman]

You have, no doubt, EVIDENCE that someone from SDN 'vandalized' your story. When from what I can tell you already did a good job of doing that all by your lonesome.

[SilverWingedSeraph]

Well, there is this:


But that doesn't prove that it was someone from SDN, and honestly, the vandalism in question is much more entertaining - and accurate - than the original article.

Man, this thread has brought me so much entertainment.