Body art thread (possibly NSFW)

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Body art thread (possibly NSFW)

Post by Lord Zentei »

The antics of our latest trolls and idiots are begining to bore me. So to remedy this, I hereby start this body art thread.

Required:

1) Good looking bodies (at least tolerably, no fugly stuff).
2) Art on same (may be pretty or disturbing, elaborate or minimalistic, etc).
3) Photograph of 1 and 2, not drawing.

So to start things:

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"Possibly" NSFW?! Where the hell do you work?
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And more:

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...and I like strudel! :mrgreen: -- Asuka
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Post by Lord Zentei »

Flower girl:

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Being-devoured-by-crocodile girl:

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I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! :mrgreen: -- Asuka
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Cheetah Girl

Wath a losy photo jobb for all that work.
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Post by Mrs Kendall »

Lord Zentei wrote:Flower girl:

[img]snip%20flower%20girl[/img]
*Is seriously thinking of having that printed and hung in our bedroom*

That is hot!!

Whew is it hot in here or is it just me?

Wow! :shock:
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Uraniun235 wrote:"Possibly" NSFW?! Where the hell do you work?
Most Western nations, apart from the US, would not regard tasteful nudity as NSFW.
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Mrs Kendall wrote:Whew is it hot in here or is it just me?
It's you!

<goes to turn off the radiator> :mrgreen:
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See, you're being mean to me again! :(
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Mrs Kendall wrote:See, you're being mean to me again! :(
Tsk, you missed the bit where I turned off the radiator. ;)
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Haha! Look at this one...

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Lord Zentei I'm just teasing you. Hey where did you get that picture you called flower girl. I seriously want to find it and find out if I can have that printed in huge for our bedroom wall. I NEED to know where to find it.
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Mrs Kendall wrote:Lord Zentei I'm just teasing you.
I know that. :P
Mrs Kendall wrote:Hey where did you get that picture you called flower girl. I seriously want to find it and find out if I can have that printed in huge for our bedroom wall. I NEED to know where to find it.
Another forum, I'm afraid. I'll see if I can get the guy who posted it to cough up details.


And while I'm here, some more pictures:

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These were from a horoscope set of some kind, obviously.
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Post by Mrs Kendall »

Any ones for Aries? Or maybe Pieces?
;)
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Post by Lord Zentei »

Nah, don't seem to have those. Here's one to tide you over while I go looking...

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Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
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That's just disturbing, I hope my Aries and his Pieces don't look that bad :P
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That picture of Cancer is one of the most artful, beautiful things I have ever seen. Wow. :shock:
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Lord Zentei wrote:Flower girl: [snip]
I love the texture of the stems on the flowers. I have to agree with Mrs. Kendall: that's beautiful.
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To all you Dallas Cowboys fans out there:


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By request:

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They are a mite smaller than the others for some reason. I can't find the large version of all the signs... :? Oh, well.
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I don't know I just want to see the reactions of the other Thundercats cosplayers. :twisted:
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Mouseketeers gone wild

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Lord Zentei wrote:By request:

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They are a mite smaller than the others for some reason. I can't find the large version of all the signs... :? Oh, well.
Those are awesome!!
I want to get those and hang them on either side of our bed so mine (aries) is hanging over my head and his (pisces) over his head. OMG! That would look so cool!

Thanks man! :)
You wouldn't happen to have the source of these would you? So I could contact the artist ;)

I know, by now you are all probably thinking geeze she needs wall art in a bad way! I DO! :oops:
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