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I guess even hot girls have to scratch their asses.
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Durran Korr wrote:[img]
I guess even hot girls have to scratch their asses.
Old pic, but a good one.
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heh, not bad
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Hmmm. That is a nice ass.
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neoolong wrote:Hmmm. That is a nice ass.
Wish my face were her hand.
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Don't we all?
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I like those pants!
Those pants would look better on me!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I like those pants!
Those pants would look better on me!
Ok, that's a bit creepy.
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I like those pants!
Those pants would look better on me!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I like those pants!
Those pants would look better on me!
In your opinion.
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Don't make me get a mental image.

ARGGGG too late I did!!!!

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Those pants look really big for her. Are those in case she goes on an eating binge and gains 200 pounds?

Also, on the "Another Nat pick thread", since it was locked, I have to make my comment here: It's a shame I missed the picture.
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You missed a shot of most of her leg from far away. In other words: nothing, really.
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Wasn't much, trust me.
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But isn't it better than no Natalie Portman at all?
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Well, Natalie Portman fondling her butt is good enough for me.
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If she can stick her hand in like that, I could probably fit in instead. :twisted:
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Isn't that pic fake?
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Nah, its real, there's a bunch of them floating around the net.
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Ted wrote:Nah, its real, there's a bunch of them floating around the net.
And that makes it genuine how? (I am hoping it's not :x )
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I am hoping it's not :x
Why so?
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It means that you get about 4 different views of her scratching her ass.

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Cpt_Frank wrote:
I am hoping it's not :x
Why so?
Because it's so completely and utterly classless. Very very unsexy.
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From those pics it would seem that she doesn't like wearing panties... :twisted: But I agree with you Stormbringer. These pics don't make me feel horny, but then again I'm not a such fan of Portman.
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Oberleutnant wrote:From those pics it would seem that she doesn't like wearing panties... :twisted: But I agree with you Stormbringer. These pics don't make me feel horny, but then again I'm not a such fan of Portman.
I'm a fan of Natalie and those still don't do anything for me.
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