Funny Natalie Portman Pic

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-29 02:56pm

harmless looks will bring you a long way to meeting celebrities because you don't look like some crazy whacko that is going to profess your love to them and when they don't respond in a positive way you go tie them up, rape him, and after you raped him you think that that person is going to fall in love with you. It has happened before, well not really but a guy was planning to do that before he was caught.

Edit: Did I get a bit side tracked here?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-11-29 03:04pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Hey, I have glasses and the chicks avoid me like a fundie.

Why do you think I wear contact lenses now?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-11-29 03:41pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Hey, I have glasses and the chicks avoid me like a fundie.

How do you think i feel, i was told by my own g/f that i looked like a thinner older Jack Osbourne. [/quote]

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-29 03:57pm

ArmorPierce wrote:harmless looks will bring you a long way to meeting celebrities because you don't look like some crazy whacko that is going to profess your love to them and when they don't respond in a positive way you go tie them up, rape him, and after you raped him you think that that person is going to fall in love with you. It has happened before, well not really but a guy was planning to do that before he was caught.

Edit: Did I get a bit side tracked here?

Who was that, the celebrity I mean?

And harmless looks can make you come off as a brotherly type fellow not a potential love interest.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2002-11-29 06:40pm

neoolong wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:harmless looks will bring you a long way to meeting celebrities because you don't look like some crazy whacko that is going to profess your love to them and when they don't respond in a positive way you go tie them up, rape him, and after you raped him you think that that person is going to fall in love with you. It has happened before, well not really but a guy was planning to do that before he was caught.

Edit: Did I get a bit side tracked here?
Who was that, the celebrity I mean?

And harmless looks can make you come off as a brotherly type fellow not a potential love interest.

Some nutjob was arrested when it was discovered that he planned on breaking into Stephen Spielbergs house, tieing up said Director and well...*Shudders*

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-11-29 07:34pm

I too have glasses and they don't do shit. Although I think it may do something, but is counteracted by my crippling shyness.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2002-11-29 07:39pm

anarchistbunny wrote:I too have glasses and they don't do shit. Although I think it may do something, but is counteracted by my crippling shyness.

I havd glasses and I too have the whole freeze up around girls shyness.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-29 08:21pm

See, I thought we had learned the lesson from Superman. Clark Kent, glasses and uber geek = no chicks. Superman, no glasses and spandex = mucho chicks. Therefore, we must all wear spandex to pick up chicks.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-29 11:13pm

Chicks don't dig me for some reason. They seem to prefer dumber, uglier, smellier, jockier men from my experiences. I don't have glasses, but neither do they. They have acne. I don't (Just a few moles). They have B.O. and bad breath. I don't. They play sports. I don't. I'm in honors classes, and a few of them are, but most of them aren't.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-11-30 12:55am

Vertigo1 wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Hey, I have glasses and the chicks avoid me like a fundie.
Why do you think I wear contact lenses now?

Hehe. I dumped glasses altogether several years back. The only reason that I had to get them was because my vision was weakened by chicken pox (at age 9) and by the time I was thirteen I found myself not really needing them.

So, I passed the driver's eye examination easily and have no trouble seeing... and I don't have no stinkin' glasses or contacts

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-11-30 01:22am

Contacts here, I'm freakin blind without them. I like the improved field of corrected vision over glasses.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-30 02:16am

Darth Pounder wrote:Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Hey, I have glasses and the chicks avoid me like a fundie.

How do you think i feel, i was told by my own g/f that i looked like a thinner older Jack Osbourne.

[/quote]

[sulk]Hey,at least you have a girlfriend.[/sulk]

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-30 02:18pm

Aya wrote:
neoolong wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:harmless looks will bring you a long way to meeting celebrities because you don't look like some crazy whacko that is going to profess your love to them and when they don't respond in a positive way you go tie them up, rape him, and after you raped him you think that that person is going to fall in love with you. It has happened before, well not really but a guy was planning to do that before he was caught.

Edit: Did I get a bit side tracked here?
Who was that, the celebrity I mean?

And harmless looks can make you come off as a brotherly type fellow not a potential love interest.
Some nutjob was arrested when it was discovered that he planned on breaking into Stephen Spielbergs house, tieing up said Director and well...*Shudders*

Thanks, I didn't quite remember who it was and me saying I don't remember would have made me look like I was a liar

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-11-30 04:09pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Hey, I have glasses and the chicks avoid me like a fundie.

How do you think i feel, i was told by my own g/f that i looked like a thinner older Jack Osbourne.

[sulk]Hey,at least you have a girlfriend.[/sulk]

[/quote]

Do u wanna buy her off me?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-01 09:24am

Darth Pounder wrote: [sulk]Hey,at least you have a girlfriend.[/sulk]

Do u wanna buy her off me?

[/quote]

Nah... Gotta find my own.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-01 06:14pm

I used to wear glasses. Then one girl took them off me, said I had nice eyes, and started making out with me. Guess who got contacts less than two weeks later?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-02 01:09pm

Maybe I should try getting the girls. Women like men they can manipulate, so they can enjoy themselves, so I'll have to be dumber. I'll bring my IQ down by banging my head on a wall and watching Enterprise. Then, I'll quit all my current extracirricular activites, and join a sports team with all the dumb jocks. Then, I might consider shaving my head, and showering less often. Or, I can be who I am and try to get one in time for the upcoming dance. Or, I can whine about a "female conspiracy" to make me a loser, kind of like DorkStar's "Warsie conspiracy".

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-02 02:05pm

Argh... I really don't get it... Why do chicks prefer uglier, dumber and cruder jock types to people like us? I mean, there was this one girl who was the object of lust for every guy in my class... and she went out with the captain of the track team. There was much frantic activity to keep us at home when we found out.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-12-02 06:48pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Personally This one kills me, esp if you know the story behind it.

Well, what is the story behind it? It's not like the dog's looking down her shirt or something. If the dog was, I wouldn't mind being the dog.

This is from www.natalieportman.com
An amazing report from ( T ).

Hi how are you.. I just sent you a new pic of Natalie that I`ve taken of her with some other guy in central park. I`ve even got the guts to walk over to her and talk to her.. She noticed that I was try or did, take a picture of her. She must have told the guy she was with , because he yelled out "your so busted" . DA! what a thing to say, trying to look good infront of her I guess.. So then I walked over to her and and said that I was so sorry and I didn`t want to bother her, I just wanted a picture of you,, . and she said " I rather you don`t". So I said ok you have a nice day. and went off walking.. It`s ok I know she just wanted her privacy ,, I still love her and will still watch her movies.. That was a really great day,. Just to talk to her. anyway thats the story Let me know what you think of the pic.. My hands were shaking..

Hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a pathetic Douche Bag. I don't understand how some people can have such amazing lapses in judgement when they see a hot broad (a famous one for that matter).

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-12-03 06:10pm

There are far better ways to encounter celebs in public w/o looking like a psycho or a douche bag. Even though I'm a shy guy, what I would do to at least approach them for a split second, is to ask them a question (the time, directions, etc). I usually use that tactic whenever I see an attractive woman.

MirrorUniverseSpy1 · Post by **MirrorUniverseSpy1** » 2002-12-11 05:35am

Nice picture.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-12-11 10:41pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Maybe I should try getting the girls. Women like men they can manipulate, so they can enjoy themselves, so I'll have to be dumber.

ROFL! So that's our problem! I've had one gf in my life, and I'm considered to be one of the pathetically nice guys (glasses, average build, my boss joked that I look about 14 when I shave my moustache off).

I'll bring my IQ down by banging my head on a wall and watching Enterprise. Then, I'll quit all my current extracirricular activites, and join a sports team with all the dumb jocks.

Erk...maybe not. I enjoy Phi Sigma Tau and being the Secretary of the House for the campus government.

Then, I might consider shaving my head,

Tried that. Didn't work.

and showering less often.

Wouldn't be able to stand that, since I practice Aikido and Tae Kwon Do.

Or, I can be who I am and try to get one in time for the upcoming dance.

Good luck.

BTW, that first pic was kinda creepy, and the story of the other one's pretty funny.