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Ergot Rye?

ohh, acid in a nutriious part of a balenced lunch. The Pastrami on Ergot Rye sandwhich.

http://www.agric.gov.ab.ca/pests/diseases/63010120.html

For those of you who don't know what Ergot is.....


Oh, what this doesn't mention besides the point about being poisonus to livestock. Ergot is the naturally occuring form of Lysergic Acid (aka LSD)
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My lord, what would you suggest then?
something in the kiloton range at least...
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How about this Martian firecracker?
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:How about this Martian firecracker?
I was thinking something like a Death star but....er..this Firecracker of yours, you haven't droped it or got it wet or anything have you?
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.
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it works perfectly fine, just keep it away from Rabbits.

Hand's Dirty Harry a lit Pu-38 explosive space modulator, and disappears.
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*hands him a Railgun, twenty slugs, a ghillie suit, and a camp tent*
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*hands him a Railgun, twenty slugs, a ghillie suit, and a camp tent*
Happy Camping!
::imagines the Dirty Harry supergluing the PU-38 onto a slug and firing it at Galvatron::
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Note: No one has pinched off the fuse on the Pu-38 either.
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Note: No one has pinched off the fuse on the Pu-38 either.
*pinches off*
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verilon wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Note: No one has pinched off the fuse on the Pu-38 either.
*pinches off*
*glues it back on again*
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Crayz9000 wrote:
verilon wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Note: No one has pinched off the fuse on the Pu-38 either.
*pinches off*
*glues it back on again*
How is that supposed to reignite it?
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verilon wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
verilon wrote: *pinches off*
*glues it back on again*
How is that supposed to reignite it?
::reignites it with a blowtorch and fires it::
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Crayz9000 wrote:
verilon wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote: *glues it back on again*
How is that supposed to reignite it?
::reignites it with a blowtorch and fires it::
:D *pinches out*
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*watches the chaos, then sets off a stack of thermal detonators*


Look everybody! Explosives!
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IG-88E wrote:*watches the chaos, then sets off a stack of thermal detonators*


Look everybody! Explosives!
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Oooh.....

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verilon wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
verilon wrote: How is that supposed to reignite it?
::reignites it with a blowtorch and fires it::
:D *pinches out*
Sorry, it's already en route.

Post denied :P
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Crayz9000 wrote:Sorry, it's already en route.

Post denied :P
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verilon wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:Sorry, it's already en route.

Post denied :P
Who's to say I wasn't holding on?
::watches as Verilon goes flying at supersonic velocities, still hanging on to the PU-38 glued onto the rail slug::
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Crayz9000 wrote:
verilon wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:Sorry, it's already en route.

Post denied :P
Who's to say I wasn't holding on?
::watches as Verilon goes flying at supersonic velocities, still hanging on to the PU-38 glued onto the rail slug::
*lets go as he sees Iggy's explosives*

*PU-38 lands and is now a dud*

*parachute*
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verilon wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
verilon wrote: Who's to say I wasn't holding on?
::watches as Verilon goes flying at supersonic velocities, still hanging on to the PU-38 glued onto the rail slug::
*lets go as he sees Iggy's explosives*

*PU-38 lands and is now a dud*

*parachute*
::parachute jams, leaving a Verilon-shaped hole in the ground::
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Crayz9000 wrote:
verilon wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote: ::watches as Verilon goes flying at supersonic velocities, still hanging on to the PU-38 glued onto the rail slug::
*lets go as he sees Iggy's explosives*

*PU-38 lands and is now a dud*

*parachute*
::parachute jams, leaving a Verilon-shaped hole in the ground::
*holds up "OUCH!" sign Looney Tunes-style*

*gets out of hole with stars floating around head...*

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Oooh......what do THOSE do....?

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verilon wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote: ::parachute jams, leaving a Verilon-shaped hole in the ground::
*holds up "OUCH!" sign Looney Tunes-style*

*gets out of hole with stars floating around head...*

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Oooh......what do THOSE do....?

[/Kiki]
Congratulations, your 4000th post.

(You spamming bastard. *ducks*)
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a-HEM! *glares*
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IG-88E wrote:a-HEM! *glares*
::zaps IG-88 with lightning::

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