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the pic says it all.

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LOL :lol:

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That's some massive "compensation" :D


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Finally, a planetary defense cannon!!!!

Is it a test chamber for the gun?
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Someone has taken too much Viagra...... :shock:
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I have you all beat...Image

The Neo-Tokyo Global Defense Forum, as part of their Rebuild Tokyo Again Clearance Sale, is looking for buyers for its remaining functional SOL ("Solar Orbital Laser) Platform.

The satellite fires a 50 terawatt coherent beam at Earth-based targets, with area-of-effect control so precise, you can eradicate a city block or slice someone's arm off. The laser is controlled by a unique "aim and shoot" hand-held control unit -- just fire and forget. The SOL is guaranteed to vaporize any target,* and since the system is physically located in Earth orbit, the unit is safe from almost any attacker.**

In order to cover our rebuilding costs, we are letting this system go at a remarkable low price.

Price: ¥30,000,000,000
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Mmmm, SOL cannon...

That reminds me... when those Akira-cultists were going around writing on the roads, they wrote akira in katakana beside 2(?) kanji. Anyone know what those mean? I think one of them was 大.
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大刀 ?

It means Big Knife(or sword)
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~$300,000,000, eh? Nah, a bit rich for an orbital laser. I'd prefer an SS-18 for my mass destruction.
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j1j2j3 wrote:大刀 ?

It means Big Knife(or sword)
Iie. I'm pretty sure the second kanji was more complex than that.
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phongn wrote:~$300,000,000, eh? Nah, a bit rich for an orbital laser. I'd prefer an SS-18 for my mass destruction.
My B-70B stealth Valkyrie's own your puny ICBM's.

Nothing beats a SLAM laden with Neutron bombs for shear redundancy of damage though.
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read the fine print folks
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Warspite wrote:Finally, a planetary defense cannon!!!!

Is it a test chamber for the gun?
If we're to believe the pic name, it's a sound absorber...
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:*snip*
That's from villain supplies, isn't it?
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that it is
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Dahak wrote:
Warspite wrote:Finally, a planetary defense cannon!!!!

Is it a test chamber for the gun?
If we're to believe the pic name, it's a sound absorber...
in other words, the World's Biggest Silencer?
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dahak wrote:
Warspite wrote:Finally, a planetary defense cannon!!!!

Is it a test chamber for the gun?
If we're to believe the pic name, it's a sound absorber...
in other words, the World's Biggest Silencer?
Why would a tank need a silencer??
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dahak wrote: If we're to believe the pic name, it's a sound absorber...
in other words, the World's Biggest Silencer?
Why would a tank need a silencer??
According to the pic title, it is a armoured mobile howitzer.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Why would a tank need a silencer??
I saw that picture on Tanknet a month ago. It is a silencer for 155 mm howitsers, and it is needed because the testing range is quite close to a populated area.
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Faram wrote:the pic says it all.

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Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have you all beat...
And I think this beats yours...

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