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Jesus of the Week - Man on Man Action... ;)

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www.jesusoftheweek.com wrote: Flag on the play. Penalty. HOLDING.

This is a picture of Jesus forgiving Evan Marriott, a.k.a. Joe Millionaire, for duping all those gold-digger chicks. Just think -- Jesus died so Fox reality programming could get away with all that sin. In the name of ratings!

Thanks to Jesus collector Jack the girl for sending us this hot man-on-man action shot. Evidently, it was one of the images included in a calendar from the "Master Peace" series, purchased at Wal-Mart.
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I KNEW IT!! Thirteen guys wandering around the countryside and not a girlfriend to be seen! "I'll make you a fisher of men" indeed! No wonder Jehovey let 'im get crucified, we all know how he feels about us queers!
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Looks like a publicity shot from a horror film, I don't remember ever seeing the son of God look any scarier. It looks like he's about to eat the guy after capturing him. I think it might be worth sending this one into the Viz Comic's 'Up the Arse' picture corner.
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JC looks like he's busy undressing the guy...
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kheegan wrote:JC looks like he's busy undressing the guy...
And they way the thread title was worded, I was expecting Jesus to be having sex with another man. Wouldn't that be a sight to see?
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HEY FUNDIES!! LOOKIE HERE!!!

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Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:Looks like a publicity shot from a horror film, I don't remember ever seeing the son of God look any scarier. It looks like he's about to eat the guy after capturing him. I think it might be worth sending this one into the Viz Comic's 'Up the Arse' picture corner.
I remember hearing about a book called "Christ the Vampire", it described how the undead Christ recruits millions of followers every year to fulfill his evil plans. This was a serious book, serious as in Flat-Earther serious, but you get the point.
He did rise from the dead after three days. :shock:
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:Looks like a publicity shot from a horror film, I don't remember ever seeing the son of God look any scarier. It looks like he's about to eat the guy after capturing him. I think it might be worth sending this one into the Viz Comic's 'Up the Arse' picture corner.
I remember hearing about a book called "Christ the Vampire", it described how the undead Christ recruits millions of followers every year to fulfill his evil plans. This was a serious book, serious as in Flat-Earther serious, but you get the point.
He did rise from the dead after three days. :shock:
Stragnely enough I liked the Gabriel Knight game they mde from it
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:Looks like a publicity shot from a horror film, I don't remember ever seeing the son of God look any scarier. It looks like he's about to eat the guy after capturing him. I think it might be worth sending this one into the Viz Comic's 'Up the Arse' picture corner.
I remember hearing about a book called "Christ the Vampire", it described how the undead Christ recruits millions of followers every year to fulfill his evil plans. This was a serious book, serious as in Flat-Earther serious, but you get the point.
He did rise from the dead after three days. :shock:
:shock: Sounds..... Interesting....
P.S. Did anyone else origionally read that as 'Christ, a Vampire!'
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I missed the last episode of JM. What was the outcome? Did the chick dump him upon learning the truth, or did true love prevail?
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