Images from a dildo factory

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2007-04-10 01:47pm

Guess if it is safe from work or not

I have nothing to say, just click da link!

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2007-04-10 04:55pm

Making fake dicks for a living has gotta be the most depressing job in the world for a guy. Especially if they're bigger.

J · Post by J » 2007-04-10 05:08pm

And one of the great mysteries of the universe is revealed!

Now if they'd only tell me how they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-04-10 05:12pm

Wyrm wrote:Making fake dicks for a living has gotta be the most depressing job in the world for a guy.

I dunno, it seems like it would be a fairly low-stress job, at least.

Especially if they're bigger.

If you get depressed over seeing a dildo that's bigger than your cock, you have some insecurity issues to work through. There are plenty of dildoes out there that are bigger than your cock. If that fact gets you down, you're going to have problems. We've got some really large toys, and it doesn't bother me.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2007-04-10 05:16pm

If I worked in a dildo factory, I'd be tempted to make a dildo using my own penis as the template. Then I could say "my penis has been inside a million women".

CaptHawkeye · Post by **CaptHawkeye** » 2007-04-10 06:15pm

Now that is something you will never see on Modern Marvels.

I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture. Interesting that they have a uniform scale of measurement.

Then again, ladies have got one too for the upper regions.

EDIT: "Then again, ladies have got one two" Oh my god. /palmface. I can't believe I made that spelling error. Only 5 year olds do that. Christ.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2007-04-10 06:35pm

Hehe.. I'd loooove to take a tour of that place... pick up a few "souveniers"

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-04-10 06:42pm

CaptHawkeye wrote:Now that is something you will never see on Modern Marvels.

I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture. Interesting that they have a uniform scale of measurement. Then again, ladies have got one two for the upper regions.

It's actually kind of surprising how much cock a woman can fit in her, until you remember that babies come out of there.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2007-04-10 09:25pm

J wrote: Now if they'd only tell me how they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar...

Same factory, check back later in the week when they replace the rubber with candy ingredients.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-04-11 01:29am

I'd be curious what materials they're using. It looks like the moulding material melts away and can be reused. The lack of automation goes a long way to explain why sex toys are so expensive, but it also explains why they can have such a huge product library.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-04-11 02:02am

On the other hand, a conveyor belt full of plastic penises would be really amusing

andrewgpaul · Post by **andrewgpaul** » 2007-04-11 02:06pm

OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-04-11 02:27pm

andrewgpaul wrote:OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?

I was wondering about that as well, so I did a bit of Googling. Turns out that some people put it in their pants in order to generate the appearance of having much larger equipment than they actually have. Shades of Spinal Tap and the infamous cucumber.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2007-04-11 02:32pm

Darth Wong wrote:
andrewgpaul wrote:OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?
I was wondering about that as well, so I did a bit of Googling. Turns out that some people put it in their pants in order to generate the appearance of having much larger equipment than they actually have. Shades of Spinal Tap and the infamous cucumber.

What incredible lameness. Well, I guess Darkstar needs some strategery trickery help if he's ever going to get laid.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2007-04-11 02:33pm

Who was that who said that in porno, these black guys wear latex penis sheaths to make their dongs look obscenely huge?!

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2007-04-11 03:12pm

CaptHawkeye wrote: I find the "Peter Meter" to be funiest picture.

I liked that one too, gave me a good giggle, but I also liked this one too

I could only imagine all the size jokes that go around that factory on a daily basis

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2007-04-11 08:24pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Who was that who said that in porno, these black guys wear latex penis sheaths to make their dongs look obscenely huge?!

Not all of them (there are a few giatanically hung guys in the biz) but you can see for yourself on a lot of huge-cock-fetish sites if you feel so inclined. Anything over about a foot you can throw right out.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2007-04-11 09:28pm

wikipedia, as linked above wrote:Due to the massive amount of blood that is needed to achieve a full erection, Falcon risks losing consciousness before a full erection is obtained.

I just Dr. Hibbert-chuckled for a good two minutes.

Yes, I guess it could be hard for someone who hasn't witnessed childbirth to see what the lower female reproductive organs are capable of.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-04-11 09:59pm

The pornstars with the really big penises have trouble achieving real erections. One can experience sympathetic frustration watching them trying to jam a half-erect mushy penis into a tight hole with considerable difficulty.

Mandingo and Lexington Steele are fairly unusual in the sense that they have mammoth members but they're also tall and large gentlemen in general, so they appear to be capable of producing an erection without a serious drop in blood pressure. Nevertheless, they probably both use Viagra or some other pharmaceutical aid for their scenes.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2007-04-11 10:04pm

Two things

1. Secularity.com....dating service for atheists is my banner ad. Given the amount of Hindu, muslim, christian and other such dating servies, I find it warming to see there is one for atheist.

2. It's funny how far it's gotten from being just basically a piece of wood, that's smoothed down. The fact they produce different shapes, feels, and sizes is funny, and shows also how much a business it is.

andrewgpaul · Post by **andrewgpaul** » 2007-04-12 01:17pm

Darth Wong wrote:
andrewgpaul wrote:OK, looking at this pic; what do you do with an artificial flaccid willy?
I was wondering about that as well, so I did a bit of Googling.

I salute you, sir; you're a braver man than I, and I admire your dedication to science

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2007-04-15 11:26am

That job must have some real satisfaction to it; every day at work, you know that you're bringing joy to millions of women, and a few hundred thousand men.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2007-04-15 03:26pm

No vats for people to fall into? Tsk!

What's the betting there's at least one bloke there called Johnny?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2007-04-15 07:40pm

The pictures help explain why sex toys are so expensive despite being ridiculously simple in design. No real automation whatsoever. It's all done by hand.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2007-04-15 08:40pm

I couldn't read that last line without laughing. How juvenile

With regards to blood pressure problems, surely(knowing pornography and sci-fi) someone has written a story in which male porn stars have larger hearts engineered and transplanted to support larger penises? I know for sure that people have written novels about genetic engineering taking effect on the sex industry.