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Can someone TRY to explain this one to me?
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:
Schuyler Colfax wrote:*snip*
Can someone TRY to explain this one to me?
I believe it's a creature from Yu-Gi-Oh

I am the hammer, I am the right hand of my Lord. The instrument of His will and the gauntlet about His fist. The tip of His spear, the edge of His sword. I am His wrath just as he is my shield. I am the bane of His foes and the woe of the treacherous. I am the end.


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RIPP_n_WIPE wrote:
Crossroads Inc. wrote:
Schuyler Colfax wrote:*snip*
Can someone TRY to explain this one to me?
I believe it's a creature from Yu-Gi-Oh
That's really not an explanation, but its the best we can do
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:
Schuyler Colfax wrote:<snip>
Can someone TRY to explain this one to me?
Obviously you've never seen Zorc and Pals!
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Ahhh! :shock: I'm going to assume that's a spider under the clock, and run the fuck away!
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I'm going to assume the clock is from Austrailia perhaps Sidney?
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Just for you NomAnor15.

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Isolder74 wrote:I'm going to assume the clock is from Austrailia perhaps Sidney?
I once watched my mother remove a framed 8x10" picture from a wall with the intention of relocating it. Clinging to the other side was an appropriately oversized huntsman. They're not restricted to Australia, but we seem to get bloody big ones here and they love getting indoors. I was once sitting on the toilet when I looked down to see the legs of one protruding from underneath the rim inside the bowl.
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Can I make a request that we have no more spiders in this thread. This thread is awesome and I want to continue reading it, i do not want to end up in the corner rocking back and forth on my knees gently sobbing.
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Lord Pounder wrote:Can I make a request that we have no more spiders in this thread. This thread is awesome and I want to continue reading it, i do not want to end up in the corner rocking back and forth on my knees gently sobbing.
SECONDED!!! :shock: Seriously. I'm not scared of spiders, but the initial "EEEEEEWWWWW" factor, I can do without. :D
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Holy Christ is that that guy's thumbbone!?
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EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

OK. Now, I'm good. :lol:
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No more NSFW pictures or I toss this whole thing into Testing. That means you

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Mr Bean wrote:No more NSFW pictures or I toss this whole thing into Testing. That means you
In retrospect, it was kind of stupid of me to assume advanced necrosis would be perfectly fine. My apologies.

To make amends I offer something I threw together involving someone I used to work with:

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Lord of the AWESOME Index of AWESOME, Spiders: Spiders are NOT AWESOME. Spiders are not part of any known natural evolutionary process, and are in fact being from a hell dimension that slipped through a right in space-time while me and the Senior PRFY Leadership were having our weekly poker game. Spiders should be killed on sight, preferably with FIRE. The only way a spider is ever AWESOME is if it's running about on fire shortly before it turns to a little pile of ash.

Thus it is written in this year of the AWESOME, 2008. Anyone that says different hates the AWESOME and probably thinks DEATH and OmegaFail are alright dudes.
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In a pathetic atempt to help this thread's awesome, I present a peep show:

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Mr. Coffee wrote:Lord of the AWESOME Index of AWESOME, Spiders: Spiders are NOT AWESOME. Spiders are not part of any known natural evolutionary process, and are in fact being from a hell dimension that slipped through a right in space-time while me and the Senior PRFY Leadership were having our weekly poker game. Spiders should be killed on sight, preferably with FIRE. The only way a spider is ever AWESOME is if it's running about on fire shortly before it turns to a little pile of ash.

Thus it is written in this year of the AWESOME, 2008. Anyone that says different hates the AWESOME and probably thinks DEATH and OmegaFail are alright dudes.
With all respect, Your Awesomeness, I must disagree with you on this point. Spiders, by and large, are not aggressive, and take no offensive interest in human beings. There is no reason, barring squeamishness based in ignorance, to assault a spider at all, and in particular there is no reason to "KILL IT WITH FIRE!". Spiders are harmless, and are actually kind enough to keep the numbers of bloodsucking insects down, which by my lights makes them fairly awesome.
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Zed Snardbody wrote:<snip Spetsnaz>
...but ...but he's throwing a knife, not a hatchet!

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hey someone do a pic of Omar?
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I made this to post on an MMA forum a few days ago.

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