Turtle Rape

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2006-10-01 06:48pm

Turtle rapist in the middle of the road!

Please note that this turtle is in no way associated with the turtle that resides on my head. But if this ones not careful he's going to wind up as a turtle pancake.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-10-01 06:57pm

Bwa! Ha HA! Oh my GOD! That.. THats was Fing Fantastic!! The.. the NOISE it made at the end! like ET gone wild! that was Disturbing!

Xess · Post by **Xess** » 2006-10-01 07:01pm

Man that turtle is an ass.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2006-10-01 07:03pm

LOL, bizzarro.

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-10-01 07:23pm

Xess wrote:Man that turtle is an ass.

Yeah the bastard should go to jail for harrassing the female turtle!!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2006-10-01 07:37pm

What a dick!

I think the look of his face when he starts doing her is awesome, like a little shrivelled up old man.

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-10-02 09:34am

That's hilarious Rye

I didn't even realise he actually got to do her at the end. I thought that was him saying "come on, let's do it!!! Please??"

Kinda like begging her to give in

Julhelm · Post by **Julhelm** » 2006-10-02 09:42am

HAHAHA

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-10-02 11:04am

Turtles have sex?!

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2006-10-02 11:27am

...BWAH! That's hilarious...god, what an ass.

Wild Karrde · Post by **Wild Karrde** » 2006-10-02 02:54pm

Uraniun235 wrote:Turtles have sex?!

They Look more like tortoises to me.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2006-10-02 03:30pm

Wild Karrde wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Turtles have sex?!
They Look more like tortoises to me.

The comments were hilarious: "Those are tortoises, dumbasses." Like it really makes a difference.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2006-10-02 05:20pm

Makes me see my pet turtle in a different light.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2006-10-02 05:54pm

That is so wrong...so very, very wrong...so much so, that it's funny.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2006-10-02 11:56pm

That really needs some porn music.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-10-03 12:02am

Bow Chicka Wow wow.

Wild Karrde · Post by **Wild Karrde** » 2006-10-03 01:35am

Stofsk wrote:Like it really makes a difference.

IT MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE, ASSHOLE!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2006-10-03 02:06am

Turtle Fight
The other day a friend was describing how his pet turtles fought... We got curious and decided to look it up on YouTube. This is the result.

Zed Snardbody · Post by **Zed Snardbody** » 2006-10-03 02:50am

I had no idea turtles could make noise.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-10-03 10:39am

Zed Snardbody wrote:I had no idea turtles could make noise.

That was tortoisese for "Who's your daddy?!"

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2006-10-04 06:14pm

See, I swear the turtle is saying c'mon give in already, I need a good fucking, while all the men here seem to think that she did in deed give in and he got some after all that

Shows you how differently men and women think

LaserRifleofDoom · Post by **LaserRifleofDoom** » 2006-10-04 06:34pm

Hahaha. That is good stuff. Definately not the sort of thing I would expect. Did you notice the noises at the end. First time I've ever hear turtle noises.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2006-10-06 10:51pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Zed Snardbody wrote:I had no idea turtles could make noise.
That was tortoisese for "Who's your daddy?!"

From that video, sounds like it's "eeehh Eeeeeehh eeeh eeeh"

FTeik · Post by **FTeik** » 2006-10-08 01:26pm

"Come on, Bitch, we're an endangered species."

Post by **fgalkin** » 2006-10-08 02:18pm

Mrs Kendall wrote:See, I swear the turtle is saying c'mon give in already, I need a good fucking, while all the men here seem to think that she did in deed give in and he got some after all that Shows you how differently men and women think

Well, you see, we kinda know facts about turtles which you don't.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin