Magical Politicians (work in progress)

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2005-09-14 01:04pm

Glimmervoid wrote:snip

you might wanna put those pics on some host that allow them to be seen.

Glimmervoid · Post by **Glimmervoid** » 2005-09-14 01:14pm

Lord Revan wrote:
Glimmervoid wrote:snip
you might wanna put those pics on some host that allow them to be seen.

Ok I will.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-09-14 01:27pm

Heh, I was more thinking that the soldier cards should actually be quite effective if not for the politicians that mismanage them.

Glimmervoid · Post by **Glimmervoid** » 2005-09-14 03:19pm

Ok something simple then.

DrkHelmet · Post by **DrkHelmet** » 2005-09-14 03:37pm

Feedback? If i need to fix something let me know. (As I said, I have never played magic.)

Glimmervoid · Post by **Glimmervoid** » 2005-09-14 03:40pm

Very funny but make it 3 mana or "only play if you control a republican and a democrat".

DrkHelmet · Post by **DrkHelmet** » 2005-09-14 03:42pm

Changed to 3 mana.

EDIT: Also destroyed power and toughness.

Quadlok · Post by **Quadlok** » 2005-09-14 03:45pm

Since its an artifact and not a creature, it shouldn't have power or toughness.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-09-15 01:06pm

Evil assholes:

EDIT: the picture is a bit stretched, but meh.

DrkHelmet · Post by **DrkHelmet** » 2005-09-15 01:08pm

Lord Zentei wrote: EDIT: the picture is a bit stretched, but meh.

Is the guy on the left smoking a doobie? It sure looks like it...

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-09-15 01:11pm

DrkHelmet wrote:
Lord Zentei wrote: EDIT: the picture is a bit stretched, but meh.
Is the guy on the left smoking a doobie? It sure looks like it...

I think he is flashing a "victory" sign, or something, as in "we're cool and you suck".

Except for Australian viewers who would think he's flipping them off.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2005-09-17 03:48pm

There we go.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-09-17 04:04pm

Woo hoo!

And may I say that holding a sign saying "MORANS" is hilarious.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2005-09-18 06:52pm

I must say I'm shocked Jon Stewart hasn't come up.

Jon Stewart; Legendary Media creature.
2 Colorless, 2 blue, 1 green (On WEED!)

1/5 First Strike
1 Green: Stewart is "On Weed" and all youth gain +1/+1 until end of turn.
3 Blue: All Liberal politicians gain +0/+2 until end of turn
3 Red: All Conservative politicians gain +0/+2 until end of turn
Tap Jon Stewart to destroy any cable news show.

You're hurting America. Stop hurting America! -Jon Stewart

He's powerful, but he's worth it. If you're on the right side of an issue, he'll back you all the way.

edit:

Got Bored:

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-09-18 07:30pm

Well, I did go through all the trouble of making this, so I'll put it up anyways.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2005-09-18 07:43pm

Someone should make a John Kerry card; its only power would be "Tap to Not Get Elected".

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-09-28 02:55pm

I've done a cleanup of these guys with a superior editor (and added Kerry). BTW: the old links are no longer useful. I'm mulling over whether these asstards warrant any further attention...

Al Quaeda, Iraq and Afghanistan remain uncleaned-up.

As an aside, I've dropped the idea I was toying with, to make playable versions of these. Firstly they don't deserve it, and secondly it would make more sense to make a whole new card game for them since MtG isn't entirely appropriate.

DrkHelmet · Post by **DrkHelmet** » 2005-09-28 03:06pm

If I may...

Do you want this thread just for Polititians and Persona, or are political ideas (I.E. Veto, or Smear campaign) permissable?