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Chardok's trip to Kissimmee

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I'm a noble! the king says so! (for 50 bucks, I better be a damn noble. )

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YEAH, BITCHES THE RED AND YELLOW KNIGHT RULES! WOOO HOOO!

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Me and the evil bastard who tried to usurp the king. We've got a way better plan next time.

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Me and my buddy Spider Man. Spider man thought I was pretty cool. We were about to fuck up some bad guys, but we didn't get a picture of that, sorry.

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Me and my buddy Captain America. Right after this we stopped two bank
robberies a mugging and an attempt to take over the world. He said he couldn't have done it without me, and you know what? He was right. (Someone mess with this and give me a lightsaber)

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This is my GF amy with her buddies Storm and Cyclops. After this storm stopped a speeding train with some wind, while Amy held up some damage track with her super strength, and Cyclops stood by and watch, the little beeotch.

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Me and my buddy Bluto. after this, we kicked popeye's ass, and he ran off somehwere with Olive Oyl

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OMFG! THE T-REX SENT HIS BUDDIES AFTER ME! No problem, just after this pic was taken, I wrestled him to the ground, and ripped his asshole off.

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One more bitch-ass carnivore I gotta show who is boss. Bitch ass bitch. I smaked his allosaurus ass back to the Jurassic period where he fucking belongs.

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I don't know what this guy's problem was, but I could NOT make him smile.

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GANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALF!!! FLY YOU FOOLS!

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Bye bye Discovery! Godspeed. Come back to us safely!

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I'm such a tourist.

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HA, MOTHERFUCKERS! MISTER FUSION DOES EXIST!

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I took this one to prove that the axe effect can, in fact, happen anywhere.

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HA, BITCHES! I'm a KNIGHT!

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Cool, Meidievel (or whatever it is, it's 0310 and I don't care) Times is awesome, is it not?

Best. Ribs. Ever.
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I always love the captions that go with your pictures man! You always make me laugh so hard with those. Looks like you had a blast at Medieval Times, I love that place too. Just one suggestion for the next time you take pictures on vacation or whatever, maybe your girlfriend can hold her own damn purse :lol: It doesn't make you look very manly in some pics there Chardok honey.

Just teasing ya ;) You know I love ya!

Also, I have to say it, your girlfriend is pretty :)
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Mrs Kendall wrote:Just one suggestion for the next time you take pictures on vacation or whatever, maybe your girlfriend can hold her own damn purse :lol: It doesn't make you look very manly in some pics there Chardok honey.

Just teasing ya ;) You know I love ya!

Also, I have to say it, your girlfriend is pretty :)
To me it looks more like a camera bag or some other sort of small shoulder bag used for electronics.

And those pictures rock. Nice ones.
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Ok, Yeah, that might be it, in that case ignore my comment on the purse k Chardok ;)
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That picture of you with Spiderman is the single geekiest thing I've ever seen.
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I think it's cute Gil, the look on his face is priceless :lol:
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Oh, I love the Axe Effect picture. Was that your girlfriend or some random woman?
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RogueIce wrote:Oh, I love the Axe Effect picture. Was that your girlfriend or some random woman?
Some random woman :D. My GF is not very happy that I took that picture, but I couldn't resist. You can't BUY humor like that. :lol:
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Ah, another day's hilarity with Chardok. Of course, now I'm annoyed that there isn't a Medieval Times place in my entire country. I want a cardboard crown too.
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Ford Prefect wrote:Ah, another day's hilarity with Chardok. Of course, now I'm annoyed that there isn't a Medieval Times place in my entire country. I want a cardboard crown too.
You could see if Burger King still has them.
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Hey! Burger King Crowns do not compare to Medieval Times Crowns, I still have mine from when I visited in grade ten which was the year 1994! It's in a box along with all my souveniers from Medieval Times, we've gotten like ten Burger King crowns in my lifetime and they always get ripped or thrown out a week after we get back. Don't compare them ok :P :lol:

Ford Prefect Just take a trip to a state where there is one or better yet visit Canada and stop by in Toronto for it when you get older and have time of course. Or you could see if Chardok will part with his crown for you but it won't mean half as much as if you got one for yourself. :lol:
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I am jealous of your hair. :(
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Aw, what the hell?! I didn't get a crown when I went to Medieval Times! :evil: :P

Anyway, great pictures and captions, as always with you. I love how everyone's giving you a really strange look in the Gandalf picture :lol:
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Zed Snardbody wrote:I am jealous of your hair. :(
Jealous of my hair? What's to be jealous of?
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hehe, i've been too all those places. Islands of adventure is just plain fucking awesome.
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Chardok wrote:
Zed Snardbody wrote:I am jealous of your hair. :(
Jealous of my hair? What's to be jealous of?
I wish I could pull off your hair cut. Thats all.
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^^

Now THAT is some funny shit!
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FACIAL!
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Chardok wrote:^^

Now THAT is some funny shit!
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