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I thought the force WAS considered magic in the original trilogy, and thusly star-wars fell more in the fantasy category instead of the sci-fi category but once the retardedness that is metachloreans was introduced and a sort of scientific explanation of the force was given, star wars became more &q...

I'll assume re-enacting A-Team is your wish. Unfortunately you find that even fake Mr. T's are greater than omnipotent...somehow. You get your ass tossed helluva far. And I wish to be a Jedi locked in an arena with 100 Redshirt Ensigns. ok you get jedi powers and you are locked in a room full of en...

I wish for a pair of big floppy breasts of my very own. You get a pair of the biggest floppiest boobs ever.... approximately 600 feet wide. And filled with malignant tumors. You die within hours of your wish in horrible pain. I wish I hit the lotto and won 1 billion dollars jumpin' jack flash: stri...

eaiser? I dont understand. but whatever, we can start with you. OK, every person to wish after you does infact have thier wish turn horribly wrong and die. No, it doesn't do anything to their wish. They just instantly die when they make it. That's fine ... you are still responsible for thier death ...

eaiser? I dont understand. but whatever, we can start with you. OK, every person to wish after you does infact have thier wish turn horribly wrong and die. but word gets out to thier family that all of thier deaths are due to your wish. Driven insane with grief, a small mob of SD.net poster's family...

Ok here is the scenario: Upon cleaning out your decrepit grandmothers attic, you stumble across a dark blue bottle buried deep within a tattered box of antiques. As you pick the bottle up to examine the illegible engravings, you lose you grip and send the glittering decanter tumbling to the floor. U...

I liked final flight of the osiris And i liked that fact that it carries over into the video game which in turn ties into the movies I just thought that was a pretty cool bit of marketing on the devil brothers part. As far as the mini-movies themselves, I liked second renaissance once i suspended a ...

Friday 8 o'clock all the episodes are being re-aired from season 2 consecutively






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This friday starting at 8 they are re-showing every episode from the second season episode 13-14 with Mace Windu are my favs .... he beats the ever loving shit out of approximately 5 billion super-droids, half the time without a damn light sabre going by that showing he could have beat the hell out ...

Dark:
Palpetine
Dooku
Vader
Maul


VS

Light:
Yoda
Mace
Luke
Obi-Wan


who wins this ultimate battle for jedi supremacy?



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Same goes for Moses and the ark. I mean he took 2 of every animal on ther planet and put it in a boat? and then the entire world population of say, oh i dunno, RACOONS, is directly descended from the 2 racoons on Noahs boat? Moses and the ark? Noah and the ark. it was my lame little subtle attempt ...

Where is Superman when i need him?







at the bottom of a bottle





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According to the Bible, we all came from the 2 original humans ... A&E. Right? Well dosent that mean that we are all inbred then? If we met A&E in heaven would they be tottaly smarter than us? Since they would be the only 2 people up there without some sort of genetic defect in some grade or...

X-men Evo. isn't horrible. It's not the best toon I have ever seen, but it's not the worst either. I find it acceptable Jackie Chan is a great cartoon as well as Samurai Jack and Batman (90's) and Spidermand (90's) BUT for my money I would take Batman Beyond over most anything else. It was such a gr...

Batman gets files on the Jedi in general and is given 12 hour notice before he is pitted in a fight with one

The is a light-side Jedi VS Batman .... can batman make a plan to kill a jedi in 12 hours?



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They blow up planets with casual sneezes by the end of DBZ





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In the something abotu a gun story arc, there is a little kid who accidentally fires a gun at spiderman from behind. (They are maybe 30 feet apart at the most) and there is a multiple panle break down of the bullet slowly traveling through the air and getting closer to spiderman. Once it gets to abo...

Considering how you and KK are responding, there is perfect reason to. I might add that the more than ample insults being hurled at Wong, a close friend of mine, qualify more than enough reason for ME to get irritated with you. I suppose you'll go ahead and declare a big "conspiracy" agai...

And yet Spidey team has gone from reflexes to Webbing to reflexes all the while nitpicking Dark/Light. my main argument has been, and remains, that a light side jedi would not force choke an opponent and so far no one has proven to me that they will we have Luke doing a force choke when Yoda tells ...

For those unable to properly use a search function: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=9851&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 This is the thread. Now lets all watch as the calculations are dismissed by people whose intellect is not equal to understanding how the hell they were ...

Ummmm is it the scene where Obie Wan uses TK rip off Jango's head, or the scene where Anakin uses the force to stop the monsters hearts, or just the scene where Qui-Gon realizes that the destroyer droids have shield generators and uses the force to tear them to pieces instead of getting the fuck ou...

Jedi accelerated at 60-100G in TPM. This was observed. Spidey never moved so fast onscreen, and interpretation of comic panels is something that you have demonstrated to be a selective act; you select that which you like and ignore that which annoys you. im just curious as to how you attained these...

Except that Yoda was bullshitting. The Jedi used the Force offensively many times in the prequels. Are they all Dark Jedi now too? Ummmm is it the scene where Obie Wan uses TK rip off Jango's head, or the scene where Anakin uses the force to stop the monsters hearts, or just the scene where Qui-Gon...

I'm sorry, but isn't that something of a double standard? Either that panel is admittable as evidence because it's an accurate depiction of what happened, in which case either Spidey can talk extremely fast or that scene lasts long enough for him to say those things, or, this being a comic, there i...

just posting some spidey stuff showing how powerfull he is






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