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John Lee Hooker said it best:

Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom

Bang-Bang-Bang-Bang

Why didn't we think of this before???. We should've spammed Saddam with a mountain of AOL disks. He'd have capitulated within a month.

I get at least two AOL disks per month in the mail. Besides making great coasters, is AOL even worth taking a look at??. Is there any real reason to switch to AOL?.

Supreme Monkey Lord wrote:Dear Mr.Wong


Since are a Canadian, we would hire you as a spy, but your country poses no threat to us, as a small army of mall cops could overrun your country in a matter of hours.

Thank you,
NSA

Ever see the movie "Canadian Bacon"?.

Gee, how brave. Two pounds. An unutterable shitheel.

Seven month's, eh?. Or at least until the November general election.

Bush-It!. Into Shape!. Shape it up. da-da-da-da-da DA-DA!

We all understand the meaning of the word "Bullshit". I suggest a new variation. The lies, deciet, flip-flops, and general B.S. from our glorious imperious leader Dub-Yuh should have it's own term. "Bush-It" Get it?. It's not a "naughty" word which would be whoopsied of...

Pat McCurdy "Sex and Beer"

Lessee... Sex and violence in a regular Hollyweird flick is bad. Violence, torture, blood, agony in Passion is good. I stopped going to slasher films about 20 years ago. I remember the howls of outrage from the ultra wackys when "Jesus Christ Superstar" first came out. Jesus and rock music...

Give 'em hell John Wayne.

Solauren wrote:We shall turn the moon into a giant Corn field!

Nah, Mars. Then send Dub-Yuh there to look for WMD.

My Thanks to all.

A short time ago I joined eBay. Before I dive-in to it, are there any helpful hints/horror stories?. Also, does anyone have an opinion of using "PayPal" to make the transactions?. After checking out the site www.paypalsucks.com I am somewhat leery allowing PP to have access to my bank acco...

Take it from a former Teamster
How true it is.

Now that's a serious sugar-high!.

Last summer a "man of gawd" tried that stunt at our local Gentleman's club. Didn't get very far. Some of the club patrons told him where he could stick it.

BOO-HOO. Poor little 'ol Wacky Jacky. If one of us "mere mortals" had even been rumored to have abused children in any way, shape or form, our carcass would have been in the slam extremly deep-deep-deep. And now one of MJ's bros whined that it was racism. Ya, sure, ya betcha. Message to MJ...

Those asswipes. Just three words --- "string 'em up"
It takes a very brave man to brutilize a handicapped person.

Sweet!!. Thanks for the link, Dur.

Dolly posed on the cover of Playboy in a Bunny costume.

"Whackjob" is too right.
Just what kind of friggin' nim-nil believes that crap??. Thoes people are evolving-----backwards.

Never piss-off a Grandmother.

Triumph Rules!!.
IMHO, the best episode was when Triumph visited the "Star Wars Geeks".

http://www.hpr1.com/gadfly.htm

Really makes me proud of our leaders. Not.

Only one word: OUCH!