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Bad acting from pretty much every actor/actress in the film. First hour is everybody being exposition-robots, rest of the film they are just robots. Bland and uninteresting set design. Bland and uninteresting vehicle design. Music is great but doesn't really seem to fit this film. I would give it a ...

I love they took one look at Temuera Morrison and thought "Man he's fat enough to be the new Jabba the Hutt.. hey that's a good idea"

First can't we find a good solution to the question "Why can't the Xyston Destroyers not fly "UP" without navigational aid?".

Dear Diary:"This was the day when Star Wars Technobabble superseded Star Trek Technobabble by orders of magnitude".

It does make you wonder why they didn't just make them Eclipse star destroyers though.

Honestly, did anyone get the idea that Luke's X-wing had been dismantled when it was briefly glimpsed in TLJ? Pablo should have just assumed it was fine and that it may show up again at some point. We may not think the x-wing was dismantled in TLJ but Pablo who undoubtedly is closer to the people b...

Honestly I kind'a feel bad for Pablo, His job is to just invent shit to make it seem like there any coherent thought behind the movies, But how the fuck can he do that when the movies go out of their way to contradict each other?

What an uncanny rendition of Leia that do not contribute anything you didn't already know?

But the VD has always been bullshit, It has never really mattered in the movies, The movies just did what looked exiting and then it was the VD's job to explain why shit was happening after the fact, It's the VD's job to come up with bullshit excuses for why a couple of A-wings can disable a super s...

Of course nothing makes sense about them, They were born out of the sentence - JJ:"I think we need some planet destroying weapons, make star destroyers capable of blowing up planets" and that is all, there is no deeper thought behind it.

Hux arc.

The Force awakens: "I'm HUX I hold grandiose Riefenstahl-like speeches while we blow up planets".

The Last Jedi: "I'm HUX, I'm an Imbecile with ragdoll physics"

The Rise of Skywalker:"I'm HUX and Now I'm a traitor..Now I'm dead"

In universe, they should have handled it by Rose being apologetic about her flying into Finn and saving his life but sacrificing unknown amount of resistance soldiers lives. But yeah I do want to hold Rose to that standard, An while we are on it why not Leia who sexually assaulted her brother 3 time...

Well Rose sexually assaulted Finn in the last Jedi so it's understandable they sidelined her for this film.

I do like this movie a little more than The Last Jedi, They are both incredible stupid movies in my opinion, But the Rise of Skywalker is the kind of stupid you can laugh at(like the ROOM) where The last Jedi is depressing nihilistic stupid that doesn't entice much laughter.

Pretty sure Qui Gon Jinn will be back in the future as well, Obi-wan could just have force healed his lightsaber wound away of screen, Force heal can do that now.

In fact Obi-Wan is kind of a shit for not doing that.

C3PO, Chewbacca, Rey, Kylo Ren(Twice) all had fake deaths + they make Palpatines death in ROTJ fake as well, That's quite a lot for one movie.

So Rey appropriate the Millennium Falcon from Han Solo, Luke's light saber, Leia's Light Saber, The Tattoine homestead and finally the Skywalker name?

Jeez I want her as a divorce lawyer.

Imperial officer:"Start tracking for Yoda's love baby!" Tracking officer: "what parameters shall I put in the tracker?" Imperial officer: "... Cuteness" Tracking officer: "Roger Roger..got him!" Imperial officer: "So soon..are you sure?..ohh" Trackin...

I don't really think Baby Yoda is a clone of Yoda, the Mandolorian takes place 41 after Episode 1 and we know the baby is around 50 years old, Of cause we know the clones on Kamino got some accelerated aging but I just don't think the story will go down that path. I think it's more likely that baby ...

Kamino cloning facilities, Made the grand army of the republic.

Dr. Pershing has the armband of the Kamino cloning facilities on his upper right arm, Making me think he's probably deep into tube babies.

So it follows that he wants to clone baby Yoda.

I bet that doctor guy want to clone the Yoda baby for the empire.


This guy with the Kamino makings on his arms.

bilateralrope wrote: ↑2019-11-15 09:43pm

KraytKing wrote: ↑2019-11-14 09:39pm Sure. Piss poor bounty hunter, nigh invulnerable killing machine.

Unless someone shoots it in the head. Then it goes down.

Do you now understand why organics make better bounty hunters ?

Because Organics can survive being shoot in the head?

Wait..did I see space horse riding on a star destroyer or is my hangover playing me a trick?

Cthulhu in all his incarnations will always be my favorite.

Tech looks good but people look bad - if you ask me.