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by DudeGuyMan
2012-08-06 01:53am
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Dane Cook is an Offensively Unfunny Douchebag
Replies: 50
Views: 8389

Re: Dane Cook is an Offensively Unfunny Douchebag

This place is going to have more dickwaving moderators than users soon. My dick also functions as a banhammer. Want a demonstration? You know what, actually, go ahead and ban me mister Internet Badass. This place is a festering corpse anymore compared to back when anyone gave a shit. I'll spend one...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-08-03 03:09pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Dane Cook is an Offensively Unfunny Douchebag
Replies: 50
Views: 8389

Re: Dane Cook is an Offensively Unfunny Douchebag

This place is going to have more dickwaving moderators than users soon.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-08-02 01:11pm
Forum: Gaming, Electronics and Computers
Topic: Star Wars: The Old Republic (The Thread)
Replies: 499
Views: 90739

Re: Star Wars: The Old Republic (The Thread)

Subscriptions are down to something over 500k but under a million. Yeah that's how they described it. I guess someone from Goldman-Sachs called bullshit at that point and got hung up on. It seems obvious now that F2P was the only alternative to shutdown.

Stick a fork in it, this game is dead.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-07-15 06:54pm
Forum: Fantasy
Topic: Guardians of the Galaxy Coming to Marvel Cinematic Universe
Replies: 29
Views: 5081

Re: Guardians of the Galaxy Coming to Marvel Cinematic Unive

Hi, person who does not read comic books here. That shit with dudes named "Groot" and "Star Lord" and a talking fucking raccoon looks dumb as hell.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-06-27 09:03pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: STRAYANS hate justice when it's overseas.
Replies: 11
Views: 1602

Re: STRAYANS hate justice when it's overseas.

White people are upset about something involving a non-white person. MUST BE RACISM.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-06-19 06:31am
Forum: Science Fiction
Topic: Avengers Force Sub JEDI
Replies: 30
Views: 5953

Re: Avengers Force Sub JEDI

Shields don't stop the force. Someone mashes up the tesseract machine with telekinesis and the portal closes before most of the bullshit comes through. With the situation less dire, the creepy council never launches the nuke.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-06-10 06:28pm
Forum: Pure Star Wars
Topic: Star Wars: The TV Show is now apparently Deadwood in space
Replies: 19
Views: 6054

Re: Star Wars: The TV Show is now apparently Deadwood in spa

I think prequel hate pretty much jumped the shark with those longer-than-the-movies reviews full of rape jokes and shit.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-05-07 12:24am
Forum: Gaming, Electronics and Computers
Topic: Panzer Pets Robot MMO on Kickstarter
Replies: 30
Views: 4677

Re: Panzer Pets Robot MMO on Kickstarter

Yep, a large part of the back-end came from previous projects and has actually been tested with a few 100k users playing on it for a year. We developed and then operated an MMO/virtual world called Club Galactik, and we developed Hero World (Guitar Hero MMO) for about 6 months until Activision shut...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-05-06 06:14pm
Forum: Gaming, Electronics and Computers
Topic: Panzer Pets Robot MMO on Kickstarter
Replies: 30
Views: 4677

Re: Panzer Pets Robot MMO on Kickstarter

Has this team ever successfully released a game before? Because an MMO is an order of magnitude more difficult than an ordinary game, and indie devs going for an MMO as their first project is pretty much a red flag for vaporware.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-29 09:38pm
Forum: Gaming, Electronics and Computers
Topic: Star Wars games today.
Replies: 73
Views: 9935

Re: Star Wars games today.

My first playthrough of KOTOR, as a complete dark side prick, was totally Star Warsy. In a "Bwahaha I wanna be Palpatine!" sorta way. My contempt for that sanctimonious Jedi council, my disgust at their weakness given the way they were letting the civilian population of their very own encl...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-24 08:05pm
Forum: History
Topic: Ancient Romans in South America?
Replies: 30
Views: 9383

Re: Ancient Romans in South America?

Europe was building boats/ships of one sort or another for what, a couple thousand years before officially discovering the Americas? And in all that time, how many were blown out to sea? Shit like this probably happened all the time, relatively speaking. If once or twice a century, or every few cent...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-23 09:16pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Iran Cracks US Stealth Spy Drone’s Secrets, Shows Proof
Replies: 182
Views: 19284

Re: Iran Cracks US Stealth Spy Drone’s Secrets, Shows Proof

Once something like this is put into service, having someone you don't like get their hands on one is an eventual certainty. So... meh, whatever. At least it took over a decade.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-23 08:32pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Olympics Branding Police Come To Britain
Replies: 29
Views: 3311

Re: Olympics Branding Police Come To Britain

Someone to get inside Klitschkos jab and spice it up a bit? Yeah exactly. I mean don't get me wrong, I respect the K bros and I'm glad we have them around to keep order. Without them the title would be hopelessly fragmented while a series of bums passed belts around at random. But they don't captur...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-23 03:40am
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Olympics Branding Police Come To Britain
Replies: 29
Views: 3311

Re: Olympics Branding Police Come To Britain

God I hope a good heavyweight boxer comes out of these Olympics. A monster, a terror, a legend in the making. Someone like a young Tyson who just comes in and makes it clear that he's the Man of Destiny and everyone else had better get the fuck out of his way. Doesn't even have to be American. He ju...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-22 03:28am
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Race and Empire
Replies: 5
Views: 1327

Re: Race and Empire

The people making the sorts of decisions that matter to a discussion like this would have to think in terms of people before they could think in terms of race, and I'm pretty sure all they see are opportunities to be exploited. That and money. It's the same as the old routine about alcoholic beverag...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-22 03:15am
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Olympics Branding Police Come To Britain
Replies: 29
Views: 3311

Re: Olympics Branding Police Come To Britain

ATTN SUMMER OLYMPIC ORGANIZERS Still don't give a shit. Twelve hours of people in short shorts running around a track is not compelling tv. Why is NBC paying so much to air this garbage? Other than the basketball tournament only made interesting by the participation of actually popular athletes. Th...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-16 04:00pm
Forum: Fantasy
Topic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Replies: 105
Views: 15558

Re: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Well, the trial scene nicely showed off everything badass and pathetic about Methods Harry all at once. On the plus side, he got what he wanted, and has intimidated/impressed the Wizengamot. On the downside, he's now so deeply in debt to Lucius Malfoy that he may as well have 'bitch' tattooed on hi...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-15 06:55am
Forum: Fantasy
Topic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Replies: 105
Views: 15558

Re: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

I knew there was a nervous little turban guy with Voldemort's face stuck to the back of his head, but I couldn't have told you his name.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-13 03:48pm
Forum: Science Fiction
Topic: Alien Nation (TV and Movies)
Replies: 49
Views: 6915

Re: Alien Nation (TV and Movies)

Same reason that Fyrefly got the Serenity movie. Fan demand. Except unlike Serenity, they kept the movies to TV show level budgets (or TV movie budgets), and the TV ratings for them warranted the sequels. I'm really surprised they didn't go this route with Firefly. I mean god Syfy can crank out a h...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-08 10:17pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Miss Universe Canada are a bunch of Transphobic fucks
Replies: 137
Views: 25208

Re: Miss Universe Canada are a bunch of Transphobic fucks

spaceviking wrote:Well I somewhat feel like Chocula in that I would never want to fuck a transwoman.
Personally, if anything that looks like that picture I posted ever comes at me, I will sex it. Woman, transwoman, evil robot disguised as a woman, whatever.
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-08 02:38pm
Forum: Fantasy
Topic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Replies: 105
Views: 15558

Re: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Yeah, I kinda like that about the story. It's not about Harry finding the secret scientific underpinnings to magic that wizards were all too dumb to notice. It's about him taking a system that doesn't have any meaningful scientific underpinnings as we understand them and analyzing it rationally anyw...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-08 02:35pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Miss Universe Canada are a bunch of Transphobic fucks
Replies: 137
Views: 25208

Re: Miss Universe Canada are a bunch of Transphobic fucks

Oh I can sorta see where he's coming from. Like a couple years ago when that female-to-male dude who kept all his lady plumbing got pregnant and some of the press was all LOOK A PREGNANT MAN WOO. Well... come on. A statement like that needs a really big asterisk next to it. I'm all for taking people...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-05 09:50pm
Forum: News and Politics
Topic: Miss Universe Canada are a bunch of Transphobic fucks
Replies: 137
Views: 25208

Re: Miss Universe Canada are a bunch of Transphobic fucks

I watched the clip. Surprisingly, Billo doesn't sound sarcastic. Good for him, I guess. He does have a habit of being a douchebag 99% of the time (though merely a douchebag, not a total psycho) then randomly saying something sensible that you would never attribute to him. Also, this thread needs mor...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-05 03:44pm
Forum: Fantasy
Topic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Replies: 105
Views: 15558

Re: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

I really wish I hadn't googled the name Quirrell, and had gone on thinking he was an invention of the author of this fanfic, because... I was being bamboozled right alongside Harry, which is an experience I don't think anyone who's an actual serious Harry Potter fan could get from this story. It als...
by DudeGuyMan
2012-04-05 03:18am
Forum: Fantasy
Topic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Replies: 105
Views: 15558

Re: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

This really is a very good fic in all ways except for the one aforementioned glaring flaw. Sure Nerdwank Harry is WAY more calculating, confident, and self-possessed than anyone that age should ever be, but god damn if it doesn't get him into a lot of trouble. He's intelligent but not necessarily wi...